OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, September 22, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl on Monday the 22nd at 8:00AM who printed off my assignment in her office, since the DC and DP printing networks were down... thank-you so much for your kindness! Such a life saver!

- The guy who printed from Dropbox :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Blonde Beauty who was at Health Services Today. If you don't have STIs I totally would like to hang.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the buff guy in BUGS, it was a long summer without seeing you.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Asian guy at rev west ( E, i think) who held the door for me and was suprr nice when I had all those books in my hands from studying in the caf, Thank you!!! You acted like the perfect gentleman when I was having a pretty bad day.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the hispter guy who loves pop and whisky.... hope to see you at the gym again.

Updated on Sunday, September 21, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: Cutie at the Pokémon booth on Friday, 
That pikachu on your shoulder's cute. Not as cute as you though!
PS did I forget to mention you're cute?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown guy in the Michigan hockey jersey that was in mollys tonight (Sat)'re really cute


MISSED CONNECTION: To the hottest guy I've seen yet at UW.. Thursday Sept 18th around noon - black 3 quarter length button up shirt, burgundy pants & flow. You stopped to talk to your friend who was in front of me in line for teriyaki... DAMN... You fine.


MISSED CONNECTION: Anyone else seen that tall brunette on campus that looks like Peter Parker?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brunette girl wearing a form-fitting white graphic tee with blue writing across, and denim shorts, sporting damp hair because it looks like you just went swimming: Dayyyyum. You're cute. These lyrics say it all for me: "I said I love you you said goodbye, everything changes in the blink of an eye. It's been a while I still carry the flame. I wanna know will I see you again?"


MISSED CONNECTION:  To the tall asian from SAF with blond hair... is it okay if I come up to you and ask if you're Goku?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the oblivious post-doc who keep on screwing it up. Our connection keeps on getting missed and I'm not longer going to bother.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl with long dark hair who had lunch at the same table beside the library all this Summer: sweet.

Updated on Friday, September 19, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: Hi, to the bleach, blonde with brown eyes in the plaid skirt studying econ at Laurier. Holy shit do you and your friends have a superiority complex. A little tip for you...if you are hot and an asshole the only guys you get are assholes because they'll put up with your assholishness so they can sleep with you. However, anyone who is not an asshole is going to be sick to death of you in no time....that's even if they bother trying to get to know you. You look like you spend a lot of time making yourself look good; instead take some time to read 'How to be a tolerable human being' by Dr. Suram Notafukhayed.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute guy yesterday in the CHEM 120 lecture, wearing the hat. NICE


MISSED CONNECTION: MKV EAST. Boy who added everyone in my suite except for me, OKAY COOL.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who I grew up with, it sucks that we don't talk anymore despite the fact we're attending the same uni. Hope you're killing it at your res.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl I struck a conversation with after the computer science lecture, I really enjoyed the talk we had and I think you're pretty cute. But I never got a chance to ask for your number :/

Updated on Thursday, September 18, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Tim Horton's employee that I saw Wednesday (September 17th) around 5/6 pm, you are so good looking that I couldn't stop starting at you. I think you noticed me looking and I really hope I didn't creep you out. You're tall, white, with dark hair, and I think I read Dominic on your name tag. I'd love to get with that ;)

-The brunette wearing a navy-blue sweater. I came in with my guy friend.


MISSED CONNECTION: To my closest guy friend at Waterloo that i met this year. i think your pretty attractive. i told you that you caught my eye but you kept it too, that doesnt happen often


MISSED CONNECTION: To the hot dancer guy, I wish you weren't so shy and talked more. I try but you making it difficult to work with you.

Updated on Wednesday, September 17, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guys who helped me up, picked up my teeth, and drove me health services after I whiped out on my bike - thank you so, so much. I really don't know what I would have done if you hadn't helped.

Updated on Tuesday, September 16, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the lovely freshman girls at the SAF lounge: good luck with first year! Go party and don't work too hard :) You're gonna have a good time!


MISSED CONNECTION: Dear Science, won't you please take me back. I get the feeling this thing with Video Games is starting to get real unhealthy.

Updated on Sunday, September 14, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the boys out there. why won't you glance at my way? its not like I have a big F*** OFF written on my face. and yah, why not try ask me out? I'm pathetic--damn--lonely here ����

Updated on Saturday, September 13, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: Girl who was playing FE:A on the FEDS Bus on Friday:

I regret not bringing my 3DS with me. Missed out on StreetPassing you.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute boy I met in ECON 355: Did you drop the course? If so, too bad, would have been nice to get to know you better :)

Updated on Friday, September 12, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall edcom with the brown curly hair and thick eyebrows: you were not a nice person, and took your rank to mean you're better than others. You ruined the week for me. I'm sad I didn't get to say that to you in person. Please respect others. - Respectfully, another leader.


MISSED CONNECTION: to the guy i met in the crowd at the welcome week concert who's living on the same floor in rev as i did last year. im sorry if it seemed like i wasn't interested, you were so nice & you're really cute. give me a second chance?


MISSED CONNECTION: o the girl i met at bomber 2 semesters ago, probably the cutest girl ive seen since then. we keep liking each other's instagram photos so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious... #notreally #smh


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl wearing yoga pants on campus today. I love you all.

Updated on Tuesday, September 9, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the female edcom who ran 3d twister: You can tell me to put my hands wherever you want ;)


MISSED CONNECTION: I'm sorry co-op ruined things between us.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute girl going into 4B civ eng who I thought was really cute the first time I saw you two years ago. You're still incredibly cute... and incredibly not single.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Ashley me and my buddy met at the 202 bus stop Monday afternoon. You seemed like a genuinely sweet girl and I really liked talking to you. Hopefully I can meet you again sometime and we can get to know each other more :), sincerely the guy whose hand you shook first


MISSED CONNECTION: To the gay guy in Phil's who I danced with and rubbed my ass all over last night. I wanted to ask for your number but I was too drunk.

Updated on Monday, September 8, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To that Cute Black Tie girl who asked me and some of my first years to join in on the math dance Wednesday morning, even thought we weren't scheduled to do the dance until the afternoon. Your smile brightened up my day.
- A math O-week Leader


MISSED CONNECTION: To the group of froshies that I met at the CIF 201 bus stop and directed to your party on Albert, I hope you all found your party and had a good night.


MISSED CONNECTION: There was a tall, grey shirted guy trying to find a seat in the SLC for the movie last night. You should have sat beside me.


MISSED CONNECTION: 1 Columbia, this has certainly been a missed connection.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the geomatic student who talked to me as I hobbled off the bus, thanks for the conversation! Hope you got that thing changed!



I know who you are, and miss your smile. Can we be friends?

So much love,
The Don :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy I hooked up with last night. Dude, you really need to work on your fingering technique. Seriously, I even had to stop you midway and give you instructions because you had no idea what you were even doing. That day, I got a grim reminder about why I'm bi with a strong preference for the ladies. Get working on that, buddy. Good luck with future hookups, but that's the last time I'm getting together with you.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy from Montreal I met at World of Waterloo the other night...I liked wandering around in the dark with you and I wish I'd asked you out for drinks (and not just cause you're the first legal person I've met here :)

Updated on Friday, September 5, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION:  I Met this smart and extremely cute girl from Laurier who just came from straight from class to fox and fiddle on Thursday night. Talked to her but unfortunately couldn't get further details. I'm hoping to meet her again not sure if this helps.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Australian Asian girl that is here as like me as an exchange student. We talked while going to the bus stop at DC on Monday. I should had asked for your contact info because you're really cute and very nice to talk to.

Updated on Wednesday, September 3, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl in the orange facepaint who was running speed meeting on tuesday, you are super cute and really awesome to talk to.

- your frosh admirer


MISSED CONNECTION: Hello to the hot Laurier double degree Russian guy...


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute girl with a staff shirt serving chilli at the graduate house on Tuesday. I think you might be Asian and black. I asked for seconds because I wanted to see you smile but didn't have the courage to ask your name. I hope I see you again.

Updated on Tuesday, September 2, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute brunette who looks kind of like Zoe Sugg (aka YouTuber Zoella), from arts, damn...

Y'cute. Also, you're cute. Have I mentioned that you're cute yet?