OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, October 23, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the woman who kindly took my virginity in REV, while your roomate was out, you're great! Hopefully it wasn't' terrible for you, you enjoying yourself could've been an act after all.

My first time was all I could've hoped for, and when I woke up the next morning seeing you was like looking at an angel. We'll never speak, or see, each other again. Hope you have a nice life, and watch out for STD's.

-The nerdy guy.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with the black hoodie in DC, thanks for helping me out with the door, while I was carrying a multitude of things :D I wish I wasn't in a hurry so I could have talked to you...


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl I saw in QNC, I want to say this after today " you won't be lonely even if the sky is falling down " . Squirrel


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl wearing the "If monday had a face I would punch it", it was funny after we made eye contact after I had been caught staring at your chest trying to read it! I am glad you exist


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl with the black curly hair, it was adorable how each time I walked by the room in DP you smiled with me! I felt a connection - I hope I see you again...


MISSED CONNECTION: To the curly haired girl with the "humans scare me" shirt! It was refreshing to see someone as with a lovely smile as you, and the way you smiled at me when you held the door for me, and then I held the door for you at the second door in QNC :) You are a natural beauty! I hope I run into you so I can ask you out :D

Updated on Tuesday, October 11, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy in the purple hoodie with the word soccer written on it, you are the cutest guy i have seen on campus so far. Hope to see u again at the velocity event


MISSED CONNECTION: To OP from that Chillabit post that wanted a missed connection, here it is!

Updated on Monday, October 3, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the super cute guy that gave me directions to SCH earlier this week (Tues)- thank you! Wish I could have listened to your voice give me directions all day but my Harry Potter class would not wait. Although I'm sure my prof would have given my house extra points for being late if I told her it was because I was asking you out haha!


Gym-going large asian man speed walking across campus today in a grey tank grey pants and a blue water bottle. I only saw that back of you but that was enough. Wanna grab a kale salad and fulfill all my fantasies?...


To the girl who asked me how to print at dp, I wish I wasn't in a rush and could have had an actual conversation with you.

Updated on Tuesday, September 27, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the person who has to use a walker and was walking alone in the rain, I hope that me walking and holding that umbrella over you has made your day better, even if it was for less than a minute. I know you've been through so much but I am really happy to have tried to help you a little.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the super cute girl wearing a grey tank top and dark shorts atCIF today around 1:00pm (shorter brunette hair in braids). You are strong and work really hard. You impressed me! keep up the good work!!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the super cute guy in bomber I met on Tuesday..I wish I wasn't so shy and stayed for more than a water. :/ #CripplingAnxiety


MISSED CONNECTION: To the curly haired girl in DP : Your smile makes my heart skip a beat! 

Did you get the note? (Squirrel)

If not:

I am really hoping that you are single and not with that brown guy! What I wouldn't give to be in his place... This world can be a cruel place: :(

Updated on Friday, September 16, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To that AHS orientation leader. I am sorry that I messed up the caricature of you :( I was very nervous...

Updated on Wednesday, September 14, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy I ran into at 1:30 PM I'm sorry I didn't apologize for bumping into you I wasn't looking where I was going

Updated on Monday, September 12, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: I opened the door for you today at CIF entrance when you got out, then we both head out to catch the 200 bus going to conestoga mall, unfortunately the wait was pretty long. You decided to walk and I did too. You kept glancing on your peripheral view (I was not sure whether I creeped you out walking behind you,because I was not planning to wait that long either so I have to walk as well). I wish I could have said something to start a convo. Hope to see you again perhaps in CIF gym. Not sure if you remember my face, but if you do, please say hi.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl riding a burgundy single speed past DC yesterday: I can't decide which was more attractive, you or your bike 😍


MISSED CONNECTION: To the new blonde librarian with the ponytail at DC: Where were you hiding for all this time? Now I've transferred, but I'll still be your wet dream. I saw you looking. :)

Updated on Wednesday, August 17, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: French TA - Exam Spillage
We were crossing at Westmount/Uni on Monday Aug. 8th, you were carrying a clipboard of exams, and some of the papers fell out. I turned out to see a bunch on the road and came back to help you pick the rest of them up.
We talked for a bit, it was fun, and you were just a great person to talk to. Stupidly, I didn't get your name. I'd like to get back in touch! PM me (see r/uwaterloo for a similar post to get in contact)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the delivery snail on snapchat I should've named Gary but instead chose Shelley, I messed up and I'm sorry :(

4th year toronto snaptor


MISSED CONNECTION: There's this sexy pakistani guy sitting on the couches. You accidentally touched my foot while you were sitting across from me. His friends keep calling him abc or abd idk. I heard his dad owns all the clubs in Toronto. I wanna have your babies. Please be mine you glasses wearing sex God.


MISSED CONNECTION: To that Unaccompanied Minors guy who played the guitar on Friday, I wanna hold your hand too. Let's be creeps together 


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who asked me to submit a missed connection....the FG performance at the a cappella concert last weekend were bomb dot com. Keep singing boys!!

Updated on Wednesday, August 3, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: The guy and girl soloists with the same haircut in the Unaccompanied Minors both slayed their performance. You're both awesome, keep doing what you do!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Arab guy who's always in silent study in the Winter term, I regret not making contact, you were just always busy or too self absorbed to notice me and you seem to hit on every girl you see there...

Girl you never noticed.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brunette soloist with the glasses in Minors on Saturday, you performance was incredible and my favorite of the night. When I found out you ran the whole show too, I was more impressed. You are a star


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Minors girl who sang the first song at the A Capella Concert, you are absolutely beautiful and your voice slays. By far the been opening to a show I've seen so far, I need you in my life.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who helped me "steal" my own bike when my lock jammed, thank you!

- I swear the FSM that it was/is my bike!

Updated on Tuesday, July 5, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute brown guy that helped me lift my bike over the train tracks a while back,

Thank you!


At the waterloo Canada day there was this most elegant girl with a green trench oat. You seem like an incredible person!


To the stunning redhead with the dress and the white headphones, your smile made my day. I really wish I could see it every day.


To the muscular BUGS man, come back into my life


To the guy in the white shirt with dark hair in the slc, tour paper airplane making skills are inferior to mine


To the girl that works at campus bubble with the rav music .do u also work at Chatime? You are cute ;)

Updated on Thursday, June 23, 2016


Beertown waitress. You are charming as hell


MISSED CONNECTION: To the insecure girl thinking women's studies is worthy of degree status. It's not. Don't try to push your gender propaganda on me. I'm not interested in your fake victimization or your vendetta against the counselling centre. I hope the man you keep harassing files charges against you. You disgust me.


MISSED CONNECTION: To purple tights girl at CIF. Holy cow! You have an incredible body and physique. Do you compete? If not you should consider it

Also, obligatory DAT ASS

Updated on Wednesday, June 1, 2016


To the girl I met in the luxe elevator. Elevator closed on us when you asked me, but yes, I am single. Elevator probably blocked the phone 'signal' too.


To the black guy in science on my floor at V1 South during last term I think ur cute.


MISSED CONNECTION: This is for the obese guy in ECE that was in the smoke pit at Chainsaw on May 20th, who asked if he looked good in a hat as an opener:

You are so far up your own ass that I'm sure you're still wondering why I never texted you back. It's because you're a pushy, raging douchebag. Here's a breakdown for you of why you're a dick so that the next time you talk to girls at the bar, you hopefully won't leave them feeling like they need a shower:

Updated on Thursday, May 26, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the sexiest brunette, bearded football player working out in PAC this morning, I wish I'd asked you for your name and number but I couldn't think of a good excuse to talk to you :(
- girl who couldn't stop staring


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with the light hair and green shirt working at Turnkey Tuesday night:
I just wanted to say that your smile brightened my day. Also, you're really cute.


To the cute Asian guy that drove me to Toronto Friday evening - you have the sweetest smile and you seem like a really nice, genuine guy. It was great chatting with you :)



You may have pressed the wrong buttons in the elevator, but you can press my buttons any day.

- Sincerely, yes, I do kiss my grandmother with that mouth.

Updated on Wednesday, May 18, 2016


To the girl who works at bomber, I saw you at drake night and you are way too beautiful to be a bouncer


Girl taking kinesiology I met was really cute. Thought about her a lot. I'm in CE tho.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cutest girl on her pharmacy co-op in Hamilton. I only talked to you for a minute - but you made my day so much better. The only thing cuter than your smile is how excited you got talking about captain america. I really wish I asked for your name....

Hoping we'll bump into each other again. I hear you like superheroes, so if you give me a chance, I'll be your superman!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl in the bass pro shop hat, you are a powerhouse, with a hilarious dance between sets. You were working out with your white friend, otherwise I would have asked you out.

- tall white guy at the mats beside you