OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, August 28, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the blonde girl I saw at the CIF a few weeks ago on a Tuesday night at around 8 pm wearing a uw volleyball shirt and a headband. I ran into you while I was doing farmer's walks and you gave me a smile which I haven't been able to forget. I have been hoping to talk to you over these past few weeks and run into you which hasn't happened; but I hope I see you again.

Updated on Tuesday, August 26, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: to the cute blonde who works at Starbucks near Laurier, you brighten my day

Updated on Sunday, August 24, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall brown girl in my ECE 454 class in the Spring term. I couldn't help but to glance at you every couple minutes during class, hoping you would look over and smile at me again. I'm really sad i didn't come over and talk to you. I think we would have really hit it off but you always had your "bodyguards" around you.

Updated on Thursday, August 21, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute Asian LG in the hello kitty backpack in my STAT371 class - wish you'd have come to class more :/


MISSED CONNECTION: To the boy with the zucchini on the bus a week ago, you and your vegetable were both very nice to look at.

Updated on Tuesday, August 19, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy a few weeks ago waiting at DC for the same bus as me, who complimented my dress and wanted to sleep with me.

Thanks for boosting my self confidence... when I went to see my ex boyfriend, me and him got back together :)

-the girl in the purple sundress


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who showed me her nipple ring and brazilian waxing at the club last night. Sorry I didn't accept your offer for a one night stand. I have standards.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall Chinese boy (but always spoke English) in my Econ 201 Monday and Thursday class. I know your name and your program, but I just don't have the courage to talk to you. It's a pity that we'll both be going away for the co-op next term (I guess... since I saw your name on my PD class list). If I can have the same class with you in the future, I will definitely talk to you. :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To athletic boy in a purple hoodie and khaki pants,

We met in EV3 a few terms back. We started chatting, I could tell for you it was love at first sight.

I was so flattered that you liked me, but was left feeling worried and insecure because you were coming on so strong.

I don't want to cut you off from my life. Let's take it slow?

Updated on Friday, August 15, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the drag racer in 2B chem eng - let me ride in your fast car ;)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl with the light brown woolen sweater that walked past me with her friend to the DC bus stop Thursday night around 12:30. That guy that was doing pushups in front of you is such an idiot for trying to impress you like that. Then again, if I didn't have a brain, I would probably be doing the same thing. All I can tell you is that I wish I had had the courage to approach you and say hi. All I thought when I saw you was:

"Dayum girl, you so fine. You so fine, I wanna make you mine."

So much for brain power huh?

- brown guy with the black and red jacket

Updated on Wednesday, August 13, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the latino in 2B chem eng - you're a very comedic drunk.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl in kin I had a crush on. From the few interactions I had with you I have enjoyed and I wanted to apologize for never making a move. My concern was that when you got to know me you wouldn't like me for who I was. I feel nothing but regret at this point and I wish you the best.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute, tall Asian (I think mixed) girl walking through E2 with a bunch of other girls, you're stunning. We made eye contact for a brief second or two, next time I'll be sure to talk to you :]


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl at Williams sitting at the booth closest to the counter yesterday around 12:30. I was the guy sitting at the hightop facing you. I think we caught each others eye a couple times and when we both got up to leave at the same time I was going to introduce myself but got nervous last second. Just wanted to say you're really gorgeous and if I see you again i'll make sure to say hi this time.

tall curly hair guy in salmon v neck


MISSED CONNECTION: This is for the most beautiful person in my CS136! I'll really miss you, prof!

Updated on Monday, August 11, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: Guy with the auburn hair at Harvey's in the plaza on Monday: I was pretending not to stare at you in the line up. You're gorgeous :)


MISSED CONNECTION: I first saw you on Thursday, August 7th and I haven't been able to get you off my mind. You walked past me on a path while reading your copy of Daniel Quinn's Ishmael. I was on a date but spent the remainder of it wishing I was spending time with someone more like me.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the beautiful brunette in 2B chem eng, I haven't seen you since exams started and it really breaks my heart :(We'll both be going away for co-op next term so I hope I find the courage to ask you out in the Winter 2015 term.

The guy in 4A chem eng who you spoke to twice in E6.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the hot brown girl in the orange shirt and white shorts i saw walking into DC, you have a sadness in your eyes- cheer up beautiful

Updated on Sunday, August 10, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: (I should note I don't see this person that often).

You're a PhD student and for the past few times I've seen you, I've struggled to tell you how I feel.

Resorting to social media would probably do me no good, but each time I write it helps me deal.

Poetry is where I shine most of the time, and I'd like to say I'm glad you're a friend of mine.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the geese who constantly shi* everywhere and have their geese meetings, I hope we can hunt and cook you some day.




MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute guy that works at International News, this is my last week here and I'm going to miss seeing you whenever I buy my snacks

Updated on Saturday, August 9, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who is trying to kill her omguw habit, IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl in ACE who is also in the Acabellas and all those other groups, and then you did that rap at one point. You're really short.


MISSED CONNECTION: Hey person with red shirt, you probably know that I have a huge crush on you, though I try to hide it everytime I see you. I get so excited when we bump into each other an I have a really big smile on my face for the rest of the day. When we talk I start to ramble on because I get so nervous around you. You're a super awesome person and just wanted to say that if I never see you again, have an amazing life.
That girl that you keeps bumping into you and still doesn't know your name.


MISSED CONNECTION:  Hi. To the guy who always visits our house once a year and yeah vice-versa, I just want to tell you that I look forward to your future visits and that I... like you like really really like you and I hope we'll be something more and not just as childhood friends.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the stunning brown girl in my science classes/labs, you're the reason I'm sad this term is over. Maybe in Fall, I'll have the courage to ask you out. Until then, good luck with finals.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall, absolutely gorgeous guy who was crossing the street at King and University (going towards RBC) around 3:15ish on 07.08.2014, wearing a grey t-shirt with a sweater thrown on his shoulder, brown hair. All I can say is wow - I really hope to see you again.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute guy that works at International News, this is my last week here and I'm going to miss seeing you whenever I buy my snacks

Updated on Wednesday, August 6, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: While walking around the campus, everybody is so wrapped up in their own little bubble that I can rarely build a connection. How do you guys socialize around campus ( I am in alot of clubs, I volunteer around and stuff. I m talking about generally interacting with a fellow student). Though I did meet several friendly students around, most of them move around like zombies and barely acknowledge a smile or a greeting. Why,uwaterloo, why?

Updated on Tuesday, August 5, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: I spoke with you in the elevator about the Acappella concert. You are very pretty and are a fantastic beatboxer. I would love to get to know you.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl at University and Westmount who offered space under her umbrella on Friday around 4:30.

Although I was already soaked, I really did appreciate the offer. I'm not great at small talk, else I'd have chatted you up more :)


MISSED CONNECTION: I don't know if I should ask you out before or after co-op, I know we had some sort of connection in the lab. We caught each other stealing glances, and I really want to take you out for dinner. Just don't want to ruin anything by being several hours apart.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy waiting for the bus at the corner of Columbia and hazel wearing a red shirt and roots trackpants, sorry my puppy came over and kissed you haha but he has a good taste :) I was gonna come back out and talk to you but you already got on the bus, hopefully I'll run into you again or you see this! Good luck on your exams :)

Updated on Saturday, August 2, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl that asked me for directions at Square One - I know you go to UW because you had a frosh lanyard - sorry I couldn't really help, your cuteness was too distracting.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the super enthusiastic short girl in the unaccompanied minors - I couldn't take my eyes off you the entire set, you are gorgeous.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy in the realtime lab who broke two trains already - stop doing that.


MISSED CONNECTION: I always thought you were cute. You're in the Waterboys this term and I watched you on stage the whole time... I hope you would notice. I believe you sing Bass. I hope you're still single :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the blonde girl at Go Bus Stop. I am sad that I couldn't talk to you before the bus go. I was very shy and... I should have said that you are cute in that green shirt

Updated on Thursday, July 31, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the attractive man with the sunglasses in the realtime lab, I've been watching you. Hope you're single ;)


MISSED CONNECTION: The hockey team has some very good looking guys, any of you single :)


MISSED CONNECTION: Us: three people walking down Hickory. You: a group of at least three idiots in a dark SUV who decided to throw a bunch of stuff at us. Nice throw bud. Not a single hit (hence the missed connection). Maybe try jerkin it with the other arm occasionally so you even it out. Or you could just grow the fuck up.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy in my co250 class, I just want to say hi, I should've at least smiled but shyness got the most of me, so hello and thank you. Hope to see you in my other classes (well til my next study term) -keeping it very vague :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy on the 200 Ixpress heading towards DC today around 5:10, you looked really sexy in that suit ;)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the handsome tallish blonde guy who rides a blue bike. I usually see you around DP or playing beach volleyball at SJU, and you're a dream. Amirite girls?

Updated on Tuesday, July 29, 2014


You: posted about me in a comment. I missed the comment until much later.

Me: you know exactly who I am.

Why: because MC needs to go meta.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute boy practicing violin by the Egg Fountain on sunday: You're cute.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the korean girl in third year biology, Ive had a crush on you since our genetics class back in first year.. It's a shame you have a boyfriend


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy sleeping on the couch in EIT,

You're super fun to cuddle, and thanks for the kiss ;) Next time, we should do a little more in front of the camera