OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, August 24, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: Guy who was at CIF today (august 24th) around 1-2 pm, i don't remember what you were wearing but you kept making eye contact with me as you were lifting. you're a BABE


MISSED CONNECTION: To the hypothetical girl I project my personality onto, hopefully in a PMATH class next term. Please exist, perhaps?


MISSED CONNECTION: I graduated this year an moved to a different city. Then you and I broke up. I have never felt more alone in my life. I miss you so much and I wish you were still here.


MISSED CONNECTION: Blonde dude at International News - I'm not sure if your MC was about me but I am a brunette with a nose ring and I've never formally met you but I saw you EVERYWHERE on and off campus this last year... SLC, Molly's, Chainsaw, everywhere! So maybe that was why I could be familiar to you. I just finished my last term and am moving away to the GTA. Sorry I never worked up the courage to ask for your number when I was buying Arizonas at IN.

Stay cute.


MISSED CONNECTION: On Friday August 14 around 8:30pm you passed through DC and I was on the phone. We made eye contact as you walked through. I would have definitely came and talked to you if I wasn't on the phone! Hope to find out who you are so I could hit you up!

The tall brown guy in a black and white shirt!


MISSED CONNECTION: To my lovely classmates who have taken me in like I'm one of them:

I actually convocate this Fall, it was nice getting to know you all!


MISSED CONNECTION: Brown girl watching MLG montage parodies in DC:

I'd love to get to know you after you're done "studying" for exams! Maybe kick back, relax, have some deridos and dew? Or m&ms, you seem to like those.

Judging by how often these get updated, I'll probably miss my opportunity.

-White guy who "dropped" a text book nearby

Updated on Monday, August 17, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: Middle-eastern girl at Phil's last night: we danced for a bit till my friend got kicked out- let's start from where we left off this Friday night?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl walking across campus barefoot carrying your shoes in the rain. You seemed oddly happy that you were getting rained on and your joy brightened my day. I saw you head into the PAC I hope you won't headed for an exam :( I'd love to go for a walk in the rain sometime!
- The guy that made eye contact and smiled by nano


MISSED CONNECTION: 830am, Aug 12, at the bus stop near Westcourt and University. You were standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus, white T-shirt, short blonde hair, white, male. Sucks I was on the bus that you didn't need. Looking really good! :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall, friendly, ECE(?) guy who's probably doing an MSCI option (why else would anyone take 452 if they're not in MSCI):

We've only exchanged words a handful of times this term and I kinda regret it. It probably didn't seem like it, but I really enjoyed the exchanges and I'm sorry you always had to start the conversation (I'd be too shy to do so, and I still don't even know your name). Hopefully you're taking another MSCI course in the Winter, I'd love to get to know you more! Good luck on the final, and have fun over co-op!

-Person in 452 who thinks you have a great smile :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who was having a hairball in the mens SLC washroom around noon on Tuesday:

All those tongue baths are building up hair in your throat. We used to make my cat lick petroleum jelly so she wouldn't get hairballs anymore, you should try it. Or just stop giving yourself tongue baths.

-guy in middle stall being like "wtf"


MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian guy with the white bmw, I keep seeing you everywhere I go around waterloo. It's almost like you're everywhere.


MISSED CONNECTION: Williams in Plaza, around 3pm on Monday August 10th. Asian girl, pink nails sitting at the table with my CO prof. Your colourful nails were first to catch my attention but then your smile stole my focus. Hope to meet you before exams are over so I can schedule us a date ;) 


MISSED CONNECTION: I don't know why it didn't post an MC I did a while back. But to the girl doing deadlifts at CIF Aug 5th near closing, your form is great and your body looks even better ;).


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute white guy wearing a red shirt, soccer shorts, and listening to music on the 9 bus Fri Aug 7 at 10:15pm-ish, I couldn't take my eyes off of you. You got off at the stop before mine and I didn't get the chance to slip you my number. Maybe next time.

- The brunette white girl sitting in the upper section also listening to music.

Updated on Sunday, August 9, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: It was near the Turnkey desk on August 5 around 7 pm, when a guy in white made eye contact with me for what felt like forever. I thought you were actually going to come talk to me, but then you joined your groups of friends. If I see you around again, I'll make sure to introduce myself.

The short brunette girl in the blue tank top and white cardigan.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the quizzes I got a 100 on in first year, where are those marks now. I miss you :'(


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl doing deadlifts at CIF near closing.
Your form is great, but you look even greater ;D
same time next week?
- guy who looked like douchebag


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who's in coop and not here this term. I'm missing you. I never met someone I can connect to on so many levels before. We'll see each other soon and maybe you'll say yes to coffee?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute brown girl with the red flannel shirt giving a tour of the campus, you are cute. Let me know when you get off from work, I want to ask you out in person :)
- tall guy with the grey sweatshirt on.


MISSED CONNECTION: We saw each other near the south parking lots. You had a beautiful smile and I had a book. Just wanted to say that you were incredible and I hope to run into you again.

Updated on Tuesday, August 4, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute boy with the tucked in shirt and red water jug in DC. I was hoping you'd slip me your number so I could show you how to untuck that shirt and tuck me in instead.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute brown girl in uptown waterloo wearing a white top with green leaves ;) 

I know your post-graduation life will be amazing and you'll do bigger and better things! We'll def stay in touch :)

-Not so much an MC


MISSED CONNECTION: I'm nervous to see you again. It has been almost a year since we last talked before we left for co-op. I don't know if we're just pretending we don't even know each other or if I should say hi to you when/if I see you in class in September. I'm sure you have forgotten about me by now and that's for the best but you do come across my mind sometimes.. I wish we just stayed friends.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who I ran into last night (Wednesday) in between campus buildings (You were walking around with your friend at around 10-11PM?):

I've seen you around multiple times this term, and I've gotta say you're pretty cute! I don't think we've actually ever introduced ourselves to each other since we only really see each other in passing (so there's a chance you've never noticed me lolol). Just wanted to say you're pretty cute!

-Girl who's had at least one interview in common with you this JobMine term

Updated on Wednesday, July 29, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the hot guy wearing orange crocs on campus today....same time same place next week? p.s you were rocking those crocs


MISSED CONNECTION: Asian dude from stats that looks like Eugene from Buzzfeed. You're the reason I go to every class. Sad part is I'm probably going to fail anyways...


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with medium-long black hair today at Bomber around 3:30-4:00 pm. you are cute! We looked at each other multiple times :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To Kal Drogo who is around Engineering, half the time you look like a caveman, the other half you are one of the hottest guys on earth


MISSED CONNECTION: We used to see each other all the time, those times were great.

You used to annoy the hell out of me and my friends, and I never understood why you acted the way you did.

And your sexiness was like ecstasy to me when we were together in bed.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Indian girl who I saw at Auntys Kitchen wearing a blue sweater , you were so beautiful, like damn.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the really cute brown girl with light brown hair that I saw at MC today, thank you for helping me pick up my notes when I dropped them! Wish I got your number.


MISSED CONNECTION: Brunette that came into international news today (Saturday) around 7. You're gorgeous and somehow familiar though I swear we've never met. You had a black dress, nose ring, and a gov of Canada check sticking out if your purse. You seem to be in a league of your own but Please stop by international news again and buy some more shit so I can at least try to feed some one-liners. 
--blond dude that works there 


MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl with glasses filming the a cappella concert on Friday: you were really cute. I wish I had said something when we talked.


MISSED CONNECTION: You asked me to write an MC about you almost 3 years ago. It's been a while, let's catch up.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who sang blame at the acapella concert tonight, your stunning. Can you blame me for wanting to get a coffee with you? ;)


MISSED CONNECTION: At the acapella concert the purple group's heartbreaker soloist was so hot. Those curves. 10/10 would bang, even if it ends up breaking my heart.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Bomber bouncer with long hair and glasses: maybe I've been at this school for too long, but I think you're delicious.

Updated on Friday, July 24, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Asian girl with the backwards green baseball cap at last Bomber:

Your smile, your style
Simple, yet enchanting
Yet I stood afar
Never to ask you to go dancing

I wish I had just approached
made introductions and conversation
but I guess we all kind of know
that bomber is a horrible location

I'd like to meet you when sober
With full clarity and mind
So we can both share a dialogue
of a genuine kind

they say you only live with regrets
and I say, I must agree
the only thing I wish,
is that I asked you to dance with me.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Bomber bouncer with long hair and glasses: maybe I've been at this school for too long, but I think you're delicious.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl at the cash
of MC's C&D
who always wears a smile
as she sells shit to me

Whether it be aunty's butter chicken
you're always there at the right time
for my sub for lunch
a presence most sublime


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Russian guy at DP on Wednesday afternoon:

Thanks again for watching my stuff. Yes, I did notice you checking me out --that's the reason why I was smiling every time we made eye contact. I know you wanted to talk to me too; you managed that "bless you!" before I was even done sneezing.

I would have gladly introduced myself, but I had no way of knowing if the girl to your left was just a friend of maybe more, since you were having a conversation in Russian (shameless "mate poaching" at the library probably isn't a good idea!)

Anyways, if you are single and this message somehow reaches you (people of the page, help us out!) ...same time, same place (before the term is over), maybe?

- Brunette, yoga pants. 


MISSED CONNECTION: To the acapella group in the MC C&D:

Melodies divine,
Harmonies supreme,
Smiles galore,
A sound so clean.

I wish I could listen forever
This must be a dream
Perhaps the best UW group
That I've ever seen.

Please come back sometime
and disrupt the silence once more
this mundane life we share
all us, UW-MATH whores.


MISSED CONNECTION: You never imagine what I have been through many hardship from the tike I saw you on February 24 around 5:30 on MC. You were with friend studying. I wish I would have more courage to come forward. Regret it is late and the consequence are devastating.


MISSED CONNECTION: If I knew what I was doing with my life now that I've graduated (what job I'll finally get and where I'll be living) I'd ask you out in a second. I find myself to be so clumsily stupid around you and constantly blushing. I just wouldn't want to start something and then move away right at the beginning.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the poster of this MC,

Did you find the answer you were looking for? Why not tell this individual in person so it won't be an MC?

Updated on Tuesday, July 21, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To a certain young lady C whom I encountered briefly on the Grand Bend Beach trip. 
I believe that we learn to process instructions and read time on an average age of 6 years or less. Judging by that, you should have over 12 years of experience in doing both to be a functional adult who is also smart enough to get in uwaterloo. When I saw you enter the bus 1.5 hours later than the instructed time, it took my breath away. The slightly irked look in your onyx eyes when you looked at the 32 people waiting patiently was one I'd never forget. Also when you dreamily slammed your bag on my shoulder without uttering a single word of apology, I felt the butterflies in my stomach.
Can we never meet again?
Sincerely me :) 


MISSED CONNECTION: To the minion girl at semi formal. You're beautiful. :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl on the FEDS bus from McCowan to DC, who wore a watch with gold and white band (like this: I was thinking of ways to get your number. I was going to come up to you and ask if we have met before (or some shit like that) and get your number. But then I saw my friend outside the bus and couldn't execute my plans. (I was sitting behind you on the bus btw).