OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, September 16, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To that AHS orientation leader. I am sorry that I messed up the caricature of you :( I was very nervous...

Updated on Wednesday, September 14, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy I ran into at 1:30 PM I'm sorry I didn't apologize for bumping into you I wasn't looking where I was going

Updated on Monday, September 12, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: I opened the door for you today at CIF entrance when you got out, then we both head out to catch the 200 bus going to conestoga mall, unfortunately the wait was pretty long. You decided to walk and I did too. You kept glancing on your peripheral view (I was not sure whether I creeped you out walking behind you,because I was not planning to wait that long either so I have to walk as well). I wish I could have said something to start a convo. Hope to see you again perhaps in CIF gym. Not sure if you remember my face, but if you do, please say hi.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl riding a burgundy single speed past DC yesterday: I can't decide which was more attractive, you or your bike 😍


MISSED CONNECTION: To the new blonde librarian with the ponytail at DC: Where were you hiding for all this time? Now I've transferred, but I'll still be your wet dream. I saw you looking. :)

Updated on Wednesday, August 17, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: French TA - Exam Spillage
We were crossing at Westmount/Uni on Monday Aug. 8th, you were carrying a clipboard of exams, and some of the papers fell out. I turned out to see a bunch on the road and came back to help you pick the rest of them up.
We talked for a bit, it was fun, and you were just a great person to talk to. Stupidly, I didn't get your name. I'd like to get back in touch! PM me (see r/uwaterloo for a similar post to get in contact)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the delivery snail on snapchat I should've named Gary but instead chose Shelley, I messed up and I'm sorry :(

4th year toronto snaptor


MISSED CONNECTION: There's this sexy pakistani guy sitting on the couches. You accidentally touched my foot while you were sitting across from me. His friends keep calling him abc or abd idk. I heard his dad owns all the clubs in Toronto. I wanna have your babies. Please be mine you glasses wearing sex God.


MISSED CONNECTION: To that Unaccompanied Minors guy who played the guitar on Friday, I wanna hold your hand too. Let's be creeps together 


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who asked me to submit a missed connection....the FG performance at the a cappella concert last weekend were bomb dot com. Keep singing boys!!

Updated on Wednesday, August 3, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: The guy and girl soloists with the same haircut in the Unaccompanied Minors both slayed their performance. You're both awesome, keep doing what you do!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Arab guy who's always in silent study in the Winter term, I regret not making contact, you were just always busy or too self absorbed to notice me and you seem to hit on every girl you see there...

Girl you never noticed.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brunette soloist with the glasses in Minors on Saturday, you performance was incredible and my favorite of the night. When I found out you ran the whole show too, I was more impressed. You are a star


MISSED CONNECTION: To the Minors girl who sang the first song at the A Capella Concert, you are absolutely beautiful and your voice slays. By far the been opening to a show I've seen so far, I need you in my life.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who helped me "steal" my own bike when my lock jammed, thank you!

- I swear the FSM that it was/is my bike!

Updated on Tuesday, July 5, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute brown guy that helped me lift my bike over the train tracks a while back,

Thank you!


At the waterloo Canada day there was this most elegant girl with a green trench oat. You seem like an incredible person!


To the stunning redhead with the dress and the white headphones, your smile made my day. I really wish I could see it every day.


To the muscular BUGS man, come back into my life


To the guy in the white shirt with dark hair in the slc, tour paper airplane making skills are inferior to mine


To the girl that works at campus bubble with the rav music .do u also work at Chatime? You are cute ;)

Updated on Thursday, June 23, 2016


Beertown waitress. You are charming as hell


MISSED CONNECTION: To the insecure girl thinking women's studies is worthy of degree status. It's not. Don't try to push your gender propaganda on me. I'm not interested in your fake victimization or your vendetta against the counselling centre. I hope the man you keep harassing files charges against you. You disgust me.


MISSED CONNECTION: To purple tights girl at CIF. Holy cow! You have an incredible body and physique. Do you compete? If not you should consider it

Also, obligatory DAT ASS

Updated on Wednesday, June 1, 2016


To the girl I met in the luxe elevator. Elevator closed on us when you asked me, but yes, I am single. Elevator probably blocked the phone 'signal' too.


To the black guy in science on my floor at V1 South during last term I think ur cute.


MISSED CONNECTION: This is for the obese guy in ECE that was in the smoke pit at Chainsaw on May 20th, who asked if he looked good in a hat as an opener:

You are so far up your own ass that I'm sure you're still wondering why I never texted you back. It's because you're a pushy, raging douchebag. Here's a breakdown for you of why you're a dick so that the next time you talk to girls at the bar, you hopefully won't leave them feeling like they need a shower:

Updated on Thursday, May 26, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the sexiest brunette, bearded football player working out in PAC this morning, I wish I'd asked you for your name and number but I couldn't think of a good excuse to talk to you :(
- girl who couldn't stop staring


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with the light hair and green shirt working at Turnkey Tuesday night:
I just wanted to say that your smile brightened my day. Also, you're really cute.


To the cute Asian guy that drove me to Toronto Friday evening - you have the sweetest smile and you seem like a really nice, genuine guy. It was great chatting with you :)



You may have pressed the wrong buttons in the elevator, but you can press my buttons any day.

- Sincerely, yes, I do kiss my grandmother with that mouth.

Updated on Wednesday, May 18, 2016


To the girl who works at bomber, I saw you at drake night and you are way too beautiful to be a bouncer


Girl taking kinesiology I met was really cute. Thought about her a lot. I'm in CE tho.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cutest girl on her pharmacy co-op in Hamilton. I only talked to you for a minute - but you made my day so much better. The only thing cuter than your smile is how excited you got talking about captain america. I really wish I asked for your name....

Hoping we'll bump into each other again. I hear you like superheroes, so if you give me a chance, I'll be your superman!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl in the bass pro shop hat, you are a powerhouse, with a hilarious dance between sets. You were working out with your white friend, otherwise I would have asked you out.

- tall white guy at the mats beside you


To the asian dude in the back row of Econ 201 playing Hearthstone, if you keep tapping and stomping your foot on the floor I'm going to cut your leg off

Updated on Tuesday, May 10, 2016



I met you last summer and the summer's got me thinking about you again. We went our separate ways for our postgraD and haven't seen you sinCe. I miss spending time with you, I miss your energy. You were the only person to ever try to get me to enjoy nature and honestly I really enjoyed it. 

I know you've moved on and I guess the ONUS is on me to try again, but I think the moment has passed. Maybe we can be friends in law school someday?



To the buff asian dude who worked (still works?) at MC C&D for the last few terms, you're really cute! Wish I had the courage to ask you out, regardless of whether you're gay/bi or not.

- Arizona & Beef Patties



To the girl I met during Co-Op. You are so cute and very funny. I don't know what it is, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't tell if you have anything for me. Wish I had asked you when we ran into each other yesterday ...

Updated on Friday, May 6, 2016



To the tall asian guy that usually takes photos at events, you are cute! From the girl that asked for a selfie with you at First Bomber. Ps, sorry I was a bit drunk.



to the male white and filipino duo in the hip hop club.
I ship that.

Updated on Thursday, May 5, 2016



To the hot Chinese guy at MC with glasses studying math so passionately. I saw you looking at me today, come say hi to the white girl in jeans~

Updated on Friday, April 29, 2016



I thought it would pass but it didn't. To the guy in the "Canadian hockey player" onesie the night before Halloween. I'm sorry I didn't give you my number and I didn't stop that other day

Updated on Tuesday, April 26, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall Asian guy who proctored our BIOL 373 midterms, you have a nice smile and a cute sense of humor. :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who I saw wielding the lightsaber throughout the term, thank you for being so entertaining and putting a smile on my face.


MISSED CONNECTION: Cute girl that got on the 202 ixpress at Conestoga mall. I got off at UW. We sat next to each other after half way through and spoke a little. I usually don't get nervous like this but she was something else. Couldn't tell if she liked me but i knew she didn't dislike me. Basically I turned into a little bitch and didn't ask her out and I'm really pissed at myself.
Hopefully I will see her again. I will definitely ask her out next chance to know for sure if she likes me or not.

Updated on Wednesday, April 20, 2016


To the guy on the dragon boat team with small eyes and big arms, you are perfect.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute blonde vegetarian girl enjoying her Mac and Cheese on Saturday Night outside Princess Cinemas, I wish we spoke for longer, you are awesome. Hopefully we'll see each other again soon


To the guy I'm working with now and may never see I again in 2 weeks, I wish I had the guts to ask you out. I think you're kind, helpful and really nice!