OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, August 17, 2016

#7440

MISSED CONNECTION: French TA - Exam Spillage
We were crossing at Westmount/Uni on Monday Aug. 8th, you were carrying a clipboard of exams, and some of the papers fell out. I turned out to see a bunch on the road and came back to help you pick the rest of them up.
We talked for a bit, it was fun, and you were just a great person to talk to. Stupidly, I didn't get your name. I'd like to get back in touch! PM me (see r/uwaterloo for a similar post to get in contact)

#7439

MISSED CONNECTION: To the delivery snail on snapchat I should've named Gary but instead chose Shelley, I messed up and I'm sorry :(

4th year toronto snaptor

#7438

MISSED CONNECTION: There's this sexy pakistani guy sitting on the couches. You accidentally touched my foot while you were sitting across from me. His friends keep calling him abc or abd idk. I heard his dad owns all the clubs in Toronto. I wanna have your babies. Please be mine you glasses wearing sex God.

#7437

MISSED CONNECTION: To that Unaccompanied Minors guy who played the guitar on Friday, I wanna hold your hand too. Let's be creeps together 

#7436

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who asked me to submit a missed connection....the FG performance at the a cappella concert last weekend were bomb dot com. Keep singing boys!!

Updated on Wednesday, August 3, 2016

#7435

MISSED CONNECTION: The guy and girl soloists with the same haircut in the Unaccompanied Minors both slayed their performance. You're both awesome, keep doing what you do!

#7434

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Arab guy who's always in silent study in the Winter term, I regret not making contact, you were just always busy or too self absorbed to notice me and you seem to hit on every girl you see there...

Girl you never noticed.

#7433

MISSED CONNECTION: To the brunette soloist with the glasses in Minors on Saturday, you performance was incredible and my favorite of the night. When I found out you ran the whole show too, I was more impressed. You are a star

#7432

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Minors girl who sang the first song at the A Capella Concert, you are absolutely beautiful and your voice slays. By far the been opening to a show I've seen so far, I need you in my life.

#7431

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who helped me "steal" my own bike when my lock jammed, thank you!

- I swear the FSM that it was/is my bike!

Updated on Tuesday, July 5, 2016

#7430

MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute brown guy that helped me lift my bike over the train tracks a while back,

Thank you!

#7429

MISSED CONNECTION:
At the waterloo Canada day there was this most elegant girl with a green trench oat. You seem like an incredible person!

#7428

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the stunning redhead with the dress and the white headphones, your smile made my day. I really wish I could see it every day.

#7427

MISSED CONNECTION: 
To the muscular BUGS man, come back into my life

#7426

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy in the white shirt with dark hair in the slc, tour paper airplane making skills are inferior to mine

#7425

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl that works at campus bubble with the rav music .do u also work at Chatime? You are cute ;)

Updated on Thursday, June 23, 2016

#7424

MISSED CONNECTION:
Beertown waitress. You are charming as hell

#7423

MISSED CONNECTION: To the insecure girl thinking women's studies is worthy of degree status. It's not. Don't try to push your gender propaganda on me. I'm not interested in your fake victimization or your vendetta against the counselling centre. I hope the man you keep harassing files charges against you. You disgust me.

#7422

MISSED CONNECTION: To purple tights girl at CIF. Holy cow! You have an incredible body and physique. Do you compete? If not you should consider it

Also, obligatory DAT ASS

Updated on Wednesday, June 1, 2016

#7421

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl I met in the luxe elevator. Elevator closed on us when you asked me, but yes, I am single. Elevator probably blocked the phone 'signal' too.

#7420

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the black guy in science on my floor at V1 South during last term I think ur cute.

#7419

MISSED CONNECTION: This is for the obese guy in ECE that was in the smoke pit at Chainsaw on May 20th, who asked if he looked good in a hat as an opener:

You are so far up your own ass that I'm sure you're still wondering why I never texted you back. It's because you're a pushy, raging douchebag. Here's a breakdown for you of why you're a dick so that the next time you talk to girls at the bar, you hopefully won't leave them feeling like they need a shower:

Updated on Thursday, May 26, 2016

#7418

MISSED CONNECTION: To the sexiest brunette, bearded football player working out in PAC this morning, I wish I'd asked you for your name and number but I couldn't think of a good excuse to talk to you :(
- girl who couldn't stop staring

#7417

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with the light hair and green shirt working at Turnkey Tuesday night:
I just wanted to say that your smile brightened my day. Also, you're really cute.

#7416

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the cute Asian guy that drove me to Toronto Friday evening - you have the sweetest smile and you seem like a really nice, genuine guy. It was great chatting with you :)

#7415

MISSED CONNECTION: To Elevator Man Dan:

You may have pressed the wrong buttons in the elevator, but you can press my buttons any day.

- Sincerely, yes, I do kiss my grandmother with that mouth.

Updated on Wednesday, May 18, 2016

#7414

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the girl who works at bomber, I saw you at drake night and you are way too beautiful to be a bouncer

#7413

MISSED CONNECTION:
Girl taking kinesiology I met was really cute. Thought about her a lot. I'm in CE tho.

#7412

MISSED CONNECTION: To the cutest girl on her pharmacy co-op in Hamilton. I only talked to you for a minute - but you made my day so much better. The only thing cuter than your smile is how excited you got talking about captain america. I really wish I asked for your name....

Hoping we'll bump into each other again. I hear you like superheroes, so if you give me a chance, I'll be your superman!

#7411

MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl in the bass pro shop hat, you are a powerhouse, with a hilarious dance between sets. You were working out with your white friend, otherwise I would have asked you out.

- tall white guy at the mats beside you

#7410

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the asian dude in the back row of Econ 201 playing Hearthstone, if you keep tapping and stomping your foot on the floor I'm going to cut your leg off

Updated on Tuesday, May 10, 2016

#7409

MISSED CONNECTION:

I met you last summer and the summer's got me thinking about you again. We went our separate ways for our postgraD and haven't seen you sinCe. I miss spending time with you, I miss your energy. You were the only person to ever try to get me to enjoy nature and honestly I really enjoyed it. 

I know you've moved on and I guess the ONUS is on me to try again, but I think the moment has passed. Maybe we can be friends in law school someday?

#7408

MISSED CONNECTION:

To the buff asian dude who worked (still works?) at MC C&D for the last few terms, you're really cute! Wish I had the courage to ask you out, regardless of whether you're gay/bi or not.

- Arizona & Beef Patties

#7407

MISSED CONNECTION:

To the girl I met during Co-Op. You are so cute and very funny. I don't know what it is, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't tell if you have anything for me. Wish I had asked you when we ran into each other yesterday ...

Updated on Friday, May 6, 2016

#7406

MISSED CONNECTION:

To the tall asian guy that usually takes photos at events, you are cute! From the girl that asked for a selfie with you at First Bomber. Ps, sorry I was a bit drunk.

#7405

MISSED CONNECTION:

to the male white and filipino duo in the hip hop club.
I ship that.

Updated on Thursday, May 5, 2016

#7404

MISSED CONNECTION:

To the hot Chinese guy at MC with glasses studying math so passionately. I saw you looking at me today, come say hi to the white girl in jeans~

Updated on Friday, April 29, 2016

#7403

MISSED CONNECTION:

I thought it would pass but it didn't. To the guy in the "Canadian hockey player" onesie the night before Halloween. I'm sorry I didn't give you my number and I didn't stop that other day

Updated on Tuesday, April 26, 2016

#7402

MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall Asian guy who proctored our BIOL 373 midterms, you have a nice smile and a cute sense of humor. :)

#7401

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who I saw wielding the lightsaber throughout the term, thank you for being so entertaining and putting a smile on my face.

#7400

MISSED CONNECTION: Cute girl that got on the 202 ixpress at Conestoga mall. I got off at UW. We sat next to each other after half way through and spoke a little. I usually don't get nervous like this but she was something else. Couldn't tell if she liked me but i knew she didn't dislike me. Basically I turned into a little bitch and didn't ask her out and I'm really pissed at myself.
Hopefully I will see her again. I will definitely ask her out next chance to know for sure if she likes me or not.

Updated on Wednesday, April 20, 2016

#7399

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy on the dragon boat team with small eyes and big arms, you are perfect.

#7398

MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute blonde vegetarian girl enjoying her Mac and Cheese on Saturday Night outside Princess Cinemas, I wish we spoke for longer, you are awesome. Hopefully we'll see each other again soon

#7397

MISSED CONNECTION:
To the guy I'm working with now and may never see I again in 2 weeks, I wish I had the guts to ask you out. I think you're kind, helpful and really nice!

#7396

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl working at the Waterloo Store. WOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#7395

MISSED CONNECTION: Asian girl staffing TC front desk this term: you're a 10

Updated on Saturday, April 16, 2016

#7394

MISSED CONNECTION: To the gorgeous girl who got 12 from Westmount/Highland to university at 15:15 on April 12th and were reading something from the notebook on which 'Tokyo' was written: sorry for not being able to ask for your number, but you are catastrophically beautiful; I hope to see you again despite of low visible chance. :/

#7393

MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian guy at PAC with the black tank top, i think you're cute and have nice shoulders >_>

i wish you'd talk to me....

#7392

MISSED CONNECTION: To the group of people talking SO LOUDLY in QNC 1501 on Tuesday night, if you haven't realized after an hour that you are the only ones talking, you won't have much luck passing your exam.

Sorry for the sass, but seriously. Please be quiet.

#7391

MISSED CONNECTION:
To every guy that wears those super low (almost nip-showing) tanks at the CIF. You're the reason I go to the gym ;).