MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl with the orange shirt and nose ring that walked into the SLC as I was leaving on Tuesday around lunch: you are incredibly hot.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl with the cancer ribbon/butterfly tattoo on her back who I've seen around campus and uptown a few times. Your tattoo is gorgeous and so are you, I'd love to learn it's story over coffee sometime.

-Brown haired guy who keeps seeing you around

MISSED CONNECTION: to the guy wearing a hat, sitting upstairs in the slc on the couch by himself today (monday morning). i think you were brown. you were so beautiful :)

MISSED CONNECTION: To the black girl with curly hair in Econ 101 10:00am class. I think you're really cute.

MISSED CONNECTION: This girl(blue t-shirt and blue shorts) I played intramural soccer with. She is in Environment Engineering I think. During the game I tackled her for the ball and damn, but she tackled my heart. I ve seen her a couple of times after soccer games and in the weef lab(pink hoodie and black pants).

MISSED CONNECTION: To my msci ta...I have a huge crush on you,and ur damn fine back side! and I feel like u might have one on me too! during tutorials I keep catching u staring at me or smiling at me! Next term when ur not my ta anymore...let's grab coffee!

MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute asian guy in green plaid shirt that I ran into at the SLC piano room. You are an awesome singer! We talked for a bit but I had to go to class :(. I think you major in math and business? Hope I could see you again...

-Asian girl with red backpack

MISSED CONNECTION: To the white girl with pink cardigan standing in front of DC entrance around 6:15...You're gorgeous and I regret not asking your number.

MISSED CONNECTION: To a fellow alum: I always meant to ask you about Italo Calvino. I guess I really missed my last chance on Wednesday. In any case, thanks for brightening my Tuesdays and Thursdays this term! You seem like a wonderful guy.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl wearing a black shirt and a boot shaped pendent. You had blonde/ brown hair and were on the number 9 bus yesterday at around 5.30 pm. You were with your friend chatting and even though we made eye contact a few times I didn't want to interrupt. I think you are really pretty and would love to get to know you better.

-Brown guy with the grey shirt and white earphones

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy I've had a crush since the moment we first talked. I really hope we hit it off in O week and you ask me out! You're an EdCom and I'm a Big :)

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy in the blue shirt on the 200iexpress to Conastoga today that talked with me about Charles Dickens and Douglas Adams: you seemed really nice. I'm sorry I didn't catch your name!

MISSED CONNECTION: To the blonde boy with glasses that took the GO bus Thursday night around 9:30PM I thought you were incredibly cute all of first year when we both lived at V1! Wished I could have gotten to know you.

- Girl sitting on the opposite row beside you.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall, white, brunette girl getting on the 7 or 31 bus at 9:30 in the morning at Albert/Columbia, you're an absolute beauty :)

- Brown guy who always runs to catch the bus

MISSED CONNECTION: Brown guy wearing the red sweater in the chem 237 midterm on thursday, you are so hot!

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy in the blue shirt on the 200iExpress towards Conestoga that I talked about Charles Dickens and Douglas Adams with, you seemed really nice!

MISSED CONNECTION: To the boy with the baseball cap and white shirt in the SLC tmmies at Wednesday at ~1:30. We locked eyes for a brief moment but dayuuuummm, you are so attractive! I hope i run into you again sometime soon. I don't want this to be an MC. Sincerely, white brunette girl

MISSED CONNECTION: To one of the guys who was playing dodgeball at CIF on Friday. Damn! If you weren't in the middle of a game I might have wandered in to say hi!

MISSED CONNECTION: To that guy in engineering that always wears the craziest of things (mesh shirts, chains, etc) and has dreadlocks and often wears guy-liner...
PUBCRAWL This Friday?
- The Red-head that isn't in engineering but always shows up to cause a ruckuss

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Asian girl with tied back brown hair, glasses and red backpack at Zehrs. You're absolutely gorgeous! I'm still kicking myself for not getting your number.

-Asian guy with white cap

MISSED CONNECTION: White guy on the #12 bus with the Red Hot Chilly Peppers cap...you're cute :)

MISSED CONNECTION: Receptionist at the Student Financial Aid Office.. why are you so pretty? I walk in asking for aid and then need aid walking out..

MISSED CONNECTION: To the blonde girl in the field hockey jacket at the westmount and university intersection on monday at 11:15 ish. I was riding my bike and I almost fell when I saw you! You are one beautiful girl.

The guy who couldnt keep his eyes off

MISSED CONNECTION: Cute Asian boy in my co250 class who likes metal music we made eye contact on Monday and I really want you inside me. Come talk to me next time you see me - girl with glasses and yellow backpack

MISSED CONNECTION: Cute asian girl, f.o.b. glasses and wearing short shorts, E5, time is 6:03 PM. I ache for you.
-Asian guy next to you.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Asian girl who was lifting at PAC Friday night: you're gorgeous.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown guy with the yellow car who held the door open for me at Renison. Hope to see more of you on campus ;)

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with a friend that called me pretty as we passed each other near needles. Thank you! Sorry I didn't say anything, I was just too stunned and did not expect that at all!

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Russian girl in my ECE class: I have a big crush on you.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl with the blonde hair and red jacket walking through ev2 to ev1, getting the chance to open the door for you was probably the highlight of my gloomy thursday.
Hope I get to see you around more often!

—That asian guy

MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl with the green hoodie that just came into Wellesley South lounge, you are cute ;)

—The guy sitting at the desk who exchanged a long smiling glance with you

MISSED CONNECTION: To the redheaded guy walking past RCH that I flashed a smile at, this Wednesday evening, around 8:15 pm. I just hope you realized that it was you I was smiling at, not the friend you were walking with! I noticed you were checking me out, too. Just think of how cute those half-ginger babies would be!

—Brunette in workout clothes carrying a red hockey helmet.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl that smokes outside E2/DWE/DC...I'm sure you've been told this 1000 times before but I think that your eyes are mesmerizing, equally as good as any of the seven wonders in this world. I pass by occasionally on my way to class and see you every now and then. I borrowed your lighter outside DC a few weeks ago. You really caught my eye I guess. :)

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Waterboys:
I saw you at Sweet Dreams, and I have to say, I have dreams of dating one of you.

MISSED CONNECTION: to the brown guy wearing a white tshirt who was at the bus stop directly in front of the burger king plaza today (tues) at 10:45 pm. you are hot!

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy in the leather jacket with the motorcycle helmet and mohawk(?) with pink highlights (I think) at SLC's Tim Horton's Tuesday afternoon. Woahhhhh, I think you walked right out of my dreams. You made my day. Have a good summer!

—girl that no one ever notices

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Red haired girl that works out hard at CIF, you are the most attractive girl in that gym. We have spoken once in the gym randomly ("are you using this bench?") lol. I know this sounds creepy because its at the gym but I cant help but watch your pretty face :)

Keep working out, you look great.

- Athletic guy that is secretly crushing on you ;)

MISSED CONNECTION: To the friendly Asian male Psych RA whom I had a pleasant interaction with this (Tuesday) afternoon: I enjoyed the singalong and your mandolin playing!

MISSED CONNECTION: To the boy singing with his guitar on Tuesday afternoon in the SLC Atrium,
I should have come over to sing with you. Regardless, keep jammin'. Maybe next time!

—Tiny Asian girl with the grey shirt

MISSED CONNECTION: Brown girl in a pink hoodie on the 9 on Tuesday at 10am, you've got a real cute smile. Keep smiling!

MISSED CONNECTION: I've been thinking about you every day ever since I came home for the summer. I hate it! Part of me still has a crush on you, but the rational part tells me that a relationship between us will never work out so I should try to forget you.

MISSED CONNECTION: to the asian girl with the long hair tied up that i played vball open gym with, damn dat ass

MISSED CONNECTION: Short-ish white guy wearing the Sens hat heading towards UWP: Just wanted to let you know that you have an amazing smile. :)

MISSED CONNECTION: Redhead working the desk at Renison: if you get bored with books, feel free to check me out sometime. ;)

MISSED CONNECTION: Although we were friends with benefits last term, I fell for you hard at the end. Now, you're working in Guelph and don't even make the effort to talk to me. You're probably hooking up with other girls now, and that makes me so scared. One person usually gets hurt in a FWB relationship, and this person was me. I just hope that you still think about me and we can rekindle in the fall. :( I hope you know this is about you.

—Brunette girl

MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall, muscular brown guy I met at DC, I never see you around anymore and you didn't ask for my number :(

MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute short-haired asian girl at bomber last wednesday, I hope I see you again this semester.

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who was in SLC Silent Study room (third floor) at around midnight (Friday) sitting in the cubicles wearing jeans jacket and shorts. You looked amazing and beautiful. I couldn't stop thinking about you . No words can describe your beauty. I really wish I approached you.

—Guy sitting at the table behind you. :)

MISSED CONNECTION: To the blondie on the stair climber I often watch for motivation:

Damn girl, you shit wid dat ass?

MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown-haired quidditch seeker running through the SLC around 7pm wednesday night: I want you to straddle me like that broom you were riding.
Hope you caught that snitch!
—Brown-haired guy near turnkey