OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, May 26, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the sexiest brunette, bearded football player working out in PAC this morning, I wish I'd asked you for your name and number but I couldn't think of a good excuse to talk to you :(
- girl who couldn't stop staring


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy with the light hair and green shirt working at Turnkey Tuesday night:
I just wanted to say that your smile brightened my day. Also, you're really cute.


To the cute Asian guy that drove me to Toronto Friday evening - you have the sweetest smile and you seem like a really nice, genuine guy. It was great chatting with you :)



You may have pressed the wrong buttons in the elevator, but you can press my buttons any day.

- Sincerely, yes, I do kiss my grandmother with that mouth.

Updated on Wednesday, May 18, 2016


To the girl who works at bomber, I saw you at drake night and you are way too beautiful to be a bouncer


Girl taking kinesiology I met was really cute. Thought about her a lot. I'm in CE tho.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cutest girl on her pharmacy co-op in Hamilton. I only talked to you for a minute - but you made my day so much better. The only thing cuter than your smile is how excited you got talking about captain america. I really wish I asked for your name....

Hoping we'll bump into each other again. I hear you like superheroes, so if you give me a chance, I'll be your superman!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl in the bass pro shop hat, you are a powerhouse, with a hilarious dance between sets. You were working out with your white friend, otherwise I would have asked you out.

- tall white guy at the mats beside you


To the asian dude in the back row of Econ 201 playing Hearthstone, if you keep tapping and stomping your foot on the floor I'm going to cut your leg off

Updated on Tuesday, May 10, 2016



I met you last summer and the summer's got me thinking about you again. We went our separate ways for our postgraD and haven't seen you sinCe. I miss spending time with you, I miss your energy. You were the only person to ever try to get me to enjoy nature and honestly I really enjoyed it. 

I know you've moved on and I guess the ONUS is on me to try again, but I think the moment has passed. Maybe we can be friends in law school someday?



To the buff asian dude who worked (still works?) at MC C&D for the last few terms, you're really cute! Wish I had the courage to ask you out, regardless of whether you're gay/bi or not.

- Arizona & Beef Patties



To the girl I met during Co-Op. You are so cute and very funny. I don't know what it is, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't tell if you have anything for me. Wish I had asked you when we ran into each other yesterday ...

Updated on Friday, May 6, 2016



To the tall asian guy that usually takes photos at events, you are cute! From the girl that asked for a selfie with you at First Bomber. Ps, sorry I was a bit drunk.



to the male white and filipino duo in the hip hop club.
I ship that.

Updated on Thursday, May 5, 2016



To the hot Chinese guy at MC with glasses studying math so passionately. I saw you looking at me today, come say hi to the white girl in jeans~

Updated on Friday, April 29, 2016



I thought it would pass but it didn't. To the guy in the "Canadian hockey player" onesie the night before Halloween. I'm sorry I didn't give you my number and I didn't stop that other day

Updated on Tuesday, April 26, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall Asian guy who proctored our BIOL 373 midterms, you have a nice smile and a cute sense of humor. :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy who I saw wielding the lightsaber throughout the term, thank you for being so entertaining and putting a smile on my face.


MISSED CONNECTION: Cute girl that got on the 202 ixpress at Conestoga mall. I got off at UW. We sat next to each other after half way through and spoke a little. I usually don't get nervous like this but she was something else. Couldn't tell if she liked me but i knew she didn't dislike me. Basically I turned into a little bitch and didn't ask her out and I'm really pissed at myself.
Hopefully I will see her again. I will definitely ask her out next chance to know for sure if she likes me or not.

Updated on Wednesday, April 20, 2016


To the guy on the dragon boat team with small eyes and big arms, you are perfect.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute blonde vegetarian girl enjoying her Mac and Cheese on Saturday Night outside Princess Cinemas, I wish we spoke for longer, you are awesome. Hopefully we'll see each other again soon


To the guy I'm working with now and may never see I again in 2 weeks, I wish I had the guts to ask you out. I think you're kind, helpful and really nice!




MISSED CONNECTION: Asian girl staffing TC front desk this term: you're a 10

Updated on Saturday, April 16, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the gorgeous girl who got 12 from Westmount/Highland to university at 15:15 on April 12th and were reading something from the notebook on which 'Tokyo' was written: sorry for not being able to ask for your number, but you are catastrophically beautiful; I hope to see you again despite of low visible chance. :/


MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian guy at PAC with the black tank top, i think you're cute and have nice shoulders >_>

i wish you'd talk to me....


MISSED CONNECTION: To the group of people talking SO LOUDLY in QNC 1501 on Tuesday night, if you haven't realized after an hour that you are the only ones talking, you won't have much luck passing your exam.

Sorry for the sass, but seriously. Please be quiet.


To every guy that wears those super low (almost nip-showing) tanks at the CIF. You're the reason I go to the gym ;).


This is probably the worst time to say this, but here it goes.

Updated on Monday, April 11, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the woman who I drunkenly INSISTED AND WOULD NOT BACK DOWN FROM the point that she was actually rap superstar Pusha T: I'm sorry. I see my folly.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy at CIF who always wears a yellow piny, I think you're so attractive and I'm going to miss you when I'm on co-op and going to a different gym. P.S., has anyone ever told you that you look like Kevin Pillar?

Updated on Thursday, April 7, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute asian girl who saw me walking home in the rain with a bunch of bags at midnight and tried to offer to share your umbrella:

Sorry I was super tired and just wanted to power walk home. It was super sweet of you, though! could I buy you coffee/tea/whatever-your-
poison to make it up?

--Soaked guy with red pants


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who was studying sociology at Starbucks/Chapters (@King/Weber) on the evening of Tuesday March 15. I don't know why I didn't talk to you on that day but I hope I won't regret that for the rest of my life. I've been going back to the same Sbucks everyday with the hope of see you again. If I won't see you again soon, I'll die from caffeine overdose.


Shoutout to all the regulars at CIF. GREAT MOVES KEEP IT UP PROUD OF YOU


MISSED CONNECTION: To the adorable girl on the go bus Saturday evening watching Kung fu Panda. I wanted to ask you out for coffee after you got off, but couldn't find you there.

Coffee sometime?

-the guy who couldn't help but smile at you :)


To the Asian girl with the long black hair, iPhone and Macbook: you are so pretty please talk to me...

Updated on Sunday, April 3, 2016


To the guy working at Tim's SLC Thursday morning who gave me a free coffee because my card didn't go through, can we get to know each other?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown boy with the snapback at DP. You're funny and adorable. Study hard !


MISSED CONNECTION: To the WriteStuff cashier with the gorgeous smile,

Coffee sometime?

-Sticky note guy with the black coat


To the asian bouncer with the glasses, I haven't seen you in a while. Where are you? Did you quit? =(


MISSED CONNECTION: To the chick who was walking backwards on the treadmill at CIF, you do you girl.

Updated on Tuesday, March 29, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the little brown girl who use to have red hair but now it is brown. Sigh. I miss your red hair still see you around environment 3. Also where is your cute dog? Let's get coffee?

-guy who passed by you on the bike 2 years ago


To the girl with locks in the girls group, let me be your soulmate <3 div="">


To the guy who I deprived of the last piece of bacon in DC, I'm sorry. You have a great butt and a gorgeous face but bacon comes first.


Brunette who was working in Health Services West Wing today - You are fiiine!


MISSED CONNECTION: First encounter: we talked, but mostly as friends
Second encounter(1year later): you were admiring and paying so much attention to me, which of course made me think you liked me(I could have been wrong)... This time around you were drunk so I was not sure if you meant it.

Updated on Monday, March 28, 2016


Accio the Harry Potter lookin' blond guy in the long black dress coat!


To the guy on the subway who would not stop smiling at me until I smiled back. You made my night, I have been having such a stressful couple weeks that you lifted my spirits, even though at first I tried to ignore you. Thank you and you are one of the best looking guys I have even seen, honestly!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cheating bastard in 5th yr engineering,

Although you may not have done anything to hurt me, you did something much worse. You hurt my sister.
In light of recently learning the FULL extent of your infidelity (which you cowardly failed to admit to her), I am writing this post in hopes that you sincerely reconsider your course of actions in your new relationship as I know you have a pattern of cheating in the past. No one deserves to be treated the way you treated my sister.
I am not sure why you still think that we are on good terms, because I can assure you we are not. You better hope this stays a missed connection.

- one furious little sister.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the graduating member of the a cappella club wearing the fringed skirt on Saturday's concert...

I couldn't take my eyes off you and I'm so sad you're leaving. If you'd let me, I'd love to take you out sometime!