OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, November 27, 2015



To the guy in the Interpol longsleeve that was in the science undergrad office today to see Mr. Woods: you are dreamy. I hope you know what a hunk you are. I've never met a phys major so good looking.



hey es in 4th year afm, meet me in dp on tuesday at 1



To the SCH Tim Hortons employee with the Welsh (I think) accent in the morning god that accent and you are attractive. Hard to focus on what you're saying when I'm locked in a trance haha.



To the FEDS person wearing a black blazer at the ESS lounge giving out free cookies. I was too shy to talk to you but I heard you talking to other students and you seemed really nice. I don't know who you are, but you seemed really familiar and I wish I came and talked to you. 

-brunette in the corner who tried making eye contact with you

Updated on Thursday, November 26, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: I see you on the 200 from time to time, you get on at fairview..I think. You're a petite Hispanic looking girl but you could also be Arab. You have a style I don't know how to really describe, like kind of hipster/cool..I dunno. You have dark hair and tend to wear dark make up based on the few times i've rode the bus with you. I likely will never say anything to you. Just wanted to say you're a babe


MISSED CONNECTION: You rock my world upside down.

When you soar.
You lift up my heart

Will you come at 9 so I can catch some glimpse?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl trying to use the scanner in DP today, I hope you figured it out in the end!

- The guy who should have offered to lend you his memory key but didn't realize until his next class.


MISSED CONNECTION: You were somewhere between psychotic and iconic
I felt somewhere between I want it and I got it
Somewhere between I'm sober and I'm lifted
You can be somewhere between my mistress and commitment

Updated on Tuesday, November 24, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: I was drunk, you were wasted.
I can't forget the way you tasted.

We shared some secrets, by the light of the moon.
The way you smiled made me swoon.

Your deep brown eyes, your long brown hair.
Your stunning laugh made everyone stare.

I turned and you left, ain't it funny.
Wish I got your number, honey.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute blonde in the black-and-white striped tee with the denim blue jacket, tight skinny jeans, and white converse, ur fucking sexy and hot as shit. i keep looking at u in philo class hoping to catch your eye, but you're too busy being a good student to notice ;) hope i can talk to u sometime before the semester ends. Dear god i hope u dont have a bf

Updated on Sunday, November 22, 2015



to DD the rescue girl: you said you wanted my ball but we both know you wanted my balls ;) im down if you are come find me at cif.



The brown guy who works at International News is way too cute to work at International News amirite

Updated on Saturday, November 21, 2015



Guy at bomber blackout wearing white shirt that said 世界上80 or something: you're cute and I wish I asked you to play a game of pool

Updated on Thursday, November 19, 2015



to the girl with the brown hair coming out of her car in front of Campus pizza today, you're gorgeous!

Updated on Wednesday, November 18, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the red-haired girl in friday biol 240L with the blonde lab partner, you're gourgeous


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl typing really loudly (I mean, excessively loudly) on the 6th floor of DP library, I'm going to start throwing pens at you until you stop.

Please stop.

Updated on Tuesday, November 17, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl with red coat and eyeglasses in Williams at around 11:15pm on Monday: you are so beautiful and looking smart actually :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the tall asian guy with an adidas track suit and ponytail that came into a pharmacy on Monday with your friend, hopefully you come in again :(

Updated on Saturday, November 14, 2015



To the tamil guy with the navy shirt at Phil's on Wed, you're such an eye-candy!



To the cute and friendly engineer with a bike who stopped by my work earlier, thanks for brightening up my long Friday the 13th night shift! Hope you enjoyed your drink, come by more often!



To the brown girl who was wearing a comic superhero skirt and walking out of the SLC, you are gorgeous. I was going to say something but you put in headphones and walked away. 

- brown guy who held the door for you

Updated on Friday, November 13, 2015



To the korean guy with the half sleeve. You're a babe ;)



I don't know if you check this at all, but you are in my Biol 342 class, sit in the 3rd row from the middle towards the left hand side by the aisle. I've literally had the biggest crush on you ever since first year, just wanted to let you know you're the most handsome guy I've ever seen and I hope I get the chance to talk to you by the time I leave at the end of this semester.
- girl with long brown ombre hair

MOD'S NOTE: Come on OMGUW community, let's make something happen!



to the half filipino half british guy who is really tall and has an accent... you asked me out for drinks and gave me your number to contact you... i was at work and lost your number :( hopefully this connection can be saved

Updated on Wednesday, November 11, 2015



Thursday night, CIF weightroom ~11pm. Guy with white tank + reddish hoodie. Hot damn, son.

Updated on Tuesday, November 10, 2015



Blonde hair, blue eyed girl with the pink lunch bag that asked me about if my headphones were waterproof. We were waiting on November 10 @ 3:35 PM for the 202 iXpress. You got off at Erb/Westmount but I would have loved to talked to you more! You're really pretty :O. Hopefully I see you again next week? -Bearded guy with headphones



To the guy in my environmental engineering class, you have a beard and I think you are super cute :) I don't see you often enough unfortunately :(

Updated on Sunday, November 8, 2015



social life



Security at door for bomber CSA night, you were explaining to me about spotting fake IDs but I was too busy focusing on you

Updated on Friday, November 6, 2015



To the dude that sometimes walks around campus wearing a 'drop cliffs not bombs' hat, you're super cute. You just look like a happy guy. Makes me wish I wasn't a total wuss. 
-girl in black t and blue jeans (yeah try figuring that one out)



To that girl at the Kitchener art gallery who asked me if I was having fun at that hipster party, I should have asked for your number and not about that third forehead eye.

Updated on Thursday, November 5, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: You: 7th floor of DP today (Nov 5) around 12 pm afternoon. Red Sweater I think? Me: We looked at each other for a brief second. You sat in close proximity. Black t shirt. You are gorgeous :)


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girls I passed by getting in my apartment a few days ago. You spoke French (with a clear accent) and you're the first of my people I cross paths with, here in my couple years at Waterloo. Too shy to say hi though.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brunette that I see at DP every time I'm there: God, you are adorable. I always want to stop you for a chat since you seem sweet but you always seem to be working. Any chance you're into coffee and girls? - Girl in pink that asked you for help today

Updated on Wednesday, November 4, 2015


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl I saw twice today (Wednesday Nov 4) in Dana Porter Library. Once on the 6th floor I think, and then again on the 8th floor at round 3 pm, afternoon. You are absolutely fire. From: the guy who could not study at all after I found a seat later on. Black t shirt.


MISSED CONNECTION: To the asian girl with the cap who studies in DC a lot. We sat next to each other a few times a few terms ago and ran into each other at the Earth Sciences building and Nuri Village. I've just graduated so I should've said hi back then. Anyway, good luck with your studies and stay cute!


MISSED CONNECTION: To the cute Asian girl at CIF tuesday evening doing pull ups, are you single? Can I take you out some time?


MISSED CONNECTION: To the waitress who works at the bomber just about everyday, who wears glasses and has a hint of an accent, I dont think you understand how beautiful you are. You work way too hard, let me take you out for coffee :)

Updated on Tuesday, November 3, 2015



To the black guy who works at the 94 Bridgeport timhortons at night, you are one hardworking, handsome man with clear skin, but you are short :(



To the girl who was writing her psych exam beside me, you are gorgeous. Hope you did really well on it!



Shot out to all the gorgeous alternative girls I repeatedly fail to start a conversation with. You all are gorgeous, keep doing what you doing.



To the cute blonde campus response girl who was working at CIF today (1st): You have officially ruined all other girls for me. Want to get a coffee sometime?

From: The guy who normally looks really good, but was too hungover to put effort into looking good for the game.

Updated on Sunday, November 1, 2015



A girl in the v1 laundry room, around 930-10ish who wore a pink sweater, and leggings. You spoke once, but damn, you're really cute.

Updated on Friday, October 30, 2015



To the black girl with crimped hair and white shoes on the 12 bus around 4:50, heading towards Westmount: You are incredibly beautiful - like, should be painted levels. I'm a straight gal but sheesh. Just thought you should know!

Updated on Thursday, October 29, 2015



Girl writing CS251 midterm in MC4059 second row, 4:30 October 27th. 

Do you realize how gorgeous you are? Wtf are you doing in CS?! Go be a model or something



To the TA always in biochemistry labs,

I'm going to start asking you dumb questions like everyone else, so you'll fall in love with me and bear my children. 

But really, lets get coffee.

Updated on Wednesday, October 28, 2015



To the cute asian girl in MTC on Tuesday. I think you were working on 135. I was sitting across from you but you left before I could work up the courage to say anything. You are drop dead gorgeous. I hope I bump into you again.

- a struggling cs student



To the girl in the 295 Lester elevator on friday night. wish I asked for your number but I was totally wasted and could barely get to my room. You were super cute and I hope to bump into you again sometime.

Updated on Monday, October 26, 2015



You: Driving an Audi in the plazas with the license plate "SNORLAXX"

Me: A big fan of Snorlax

Let's talk Snorlax, and maybe Munchlax! What made you get that plate, are you upset at the person who has "SNORLAX", what's your favourite episode featuring Snorlax?

Updated on Sunday, October 25, 2015



to the guy in front of me in QNC <3

I am currently lowkey taking pictures of you because you're so cute!!