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#1461

MISSED CONNECTION:
We were at the same party and you had to drop a deuce.
I waited outside the door and heard all hell brake loose.
I stayed for a bit but soon left in fear.
I knew you would be a while so I drank the rest of your beer.
We had chemistry as it was a perfect fit. Let's get together again minus the shit.

this OMG

  1. Anonymous Anonymous Says:

    This is golden

  2. Anonymous Anonymous Says:

    I did

  3. Anonymous Anonymous Says:

    lmfao LOVE this

  4. Anonymous Anonymous Says:

    break

  5. Anonymous Anonymous Says:

    yeah yeah i misspelled break. sue me.