OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, March 24, 2013

#3958

MISSED CONNECTION: To the redhair chemeng purple dress girl at ballroom.. wow :)

-From "Keep eye contact" guy

18 comments

  1. I'm sorry, this campus needs a hero and I don't have time for games.

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  2. What makes you think this is a game?

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  3. If only you realised life is like a box of chocolates and you never know what you're gonna get.

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  4. but they are all so yummy

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  5. Nobody has ever said that about me or has been so kind like you. It's just that you can't handle the truth.

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  6. Most guys just aren't interested in me. Most girls just don't think I even go here. Or they pass by me thinking I'm not the type or droid they're looking for.

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  7. Give me the truth! I've never been readier!

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  8. Why are they not interested, is it your "accent"?

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  9. The truth is most times when a guy meets me they're not ready for a package like me, it's like I always happen to drop the ball in relationships. It's not my accent, I just don't think you understand me or what I am.

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  10. How is that a good reason for not trying? Afraid of a challenge? ;)

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  11. No I just don't think you're up for the challenge, idk if you're into the same stuff as me. I'm not sure if you'd be ready to take me.

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  12. The thing is when I walk into the club I'm like whaddup I've got a big cock. I was trying to hint at this, but I'm a man, I've got a package of clementines and a cucumber, I've got a golden rod, a majestic sceptre, disco stick, lollipop, I'm just not what you expected, sorry to let you down like this. Goodbye.

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  13. http://imgur.com/oDbcmB6

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  14. Troll so hard that shit cray. Ps. She has a bf.

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  15. Minor obstacle!

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  16. I will castrate you if you touch her

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  17. lol, first point- touching is usually mutual, second point - thanks for inciting me ;P

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  18. http://bit.ly/11HOCs6

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