Most guys just aren't interested in me. Most girls just don't think I even go here. Or they pass by me thinking I'm not the type or droid they're looking for.
The truth is most times when a guy meets me they're not ready for a package like me, it's like I always happen to drop the ball in relationships. It's not my accent, I just don't think you understand me or what I am.
The thing is when I walk into the club I'm like whaddup I've got a big cock. I was trying to hint at this, but I'm a man, I've got a package of clementines and a cucumber, I've got a golden rod, a majestic sceptre, disco stick, lollipop, I'm just not what you expected, sorry to let you down like this. Goodbye.
I'm sorry, this campus needs a hero and I don't have time for games.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think this is a game?
ReplyDeleteIf only you realised life is like a box of chocolates and you never know what you're gonna get.
ReplyDeletebut they are all so yummy
ReplyDeleteNobody has ever said that about me or has been so kind like you. It's just that you can't handle the truth.
ReplyDeleteMost guys just aren't interested in me. Most girls just don't think I even go here. Or they pass by me thinking I'm not the type or droid they're looking for.
ReplyDeleteGive me the truth! I've never been readier!
ReplyDeleteWhy are they not interested, is it your "accent"?
ReplyDeleteThe truth is most times when a guy meets me they're not ready for a package like me, it's like I always happen to drop the ball in relationships. It's not my accent, I just don't think you understand me or what I am.
ReplyDeleteHow is that a good reason for not trying? Afraid of a challenge? ;)
ReplyDeleteNo I just don't think you're up for the challenge, idk if you're into the same stuff as me. I'm not sure if you'd be ready to take me.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is when I walk into the club I'm like whaddup I've got a big cock. I was trying to hint at this, but I'm a man, I've got a package of clementines and a cucumber, I've got a golden rod, a majestic sceptre, disco stick, lollipop, I'm just not what you expected, sorry to let you down like this. Goodbye.
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ReplyDeleteTroll so hard that shit cray. Ps. She has a bf.
ReplyDeleteMinor obstacle!
ReplyDeleteI will castrate you if you touch her
ReplyDeletelol, first point- touching is usually mutual, second point - thanks for inciting me ;P
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