MISSED CONNECTION: To the blonde girl in the silvery dress at the engineering gradball (chem, I think), Im really happy you arent graduating this year (and that you showed up without a boyfriend). You are beautiful and I hope you see you around campus in the summer.
I took her home that night - you should be jealous.
ReplyDeletewhen she was done with him ^, she also came over and spent the rest of the night with me. you should be very very jealous.
ReplyDeletewell, she spent the entire sunday with me. so suck it all 3 of you.
ReplyDeleteu guys, she's got a dick..
ReplyDeleteand hairy nipples
ReplyDeleteu guys shes probably so creeped out right now - maybe the op was just being nice
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