OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, April 7, 2013

#4031

MISSED CONNECTION: To that light-skinned brown guy who looks a bit like drake, wore a dark gray sweater, and was in silent study on thursday afternoon for a few hours: you are way too sexy. i want you to be the drake to my amanda bynes - i want you to murder my vagina.

-from the girl who wants to rape you

12 comments

  1. AnonymousApril 7, 2013 at 10:57 PM

    ...you want to rape him?

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  2. AnonymousApril 8, 2013 at 12:03 AM

    Imagine if a guy wrote this about a girl.

    Rape is not okay.

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  3. AnonymousApril 8, 2013 at 9:04 AM

    What the fuck?

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  4. AnonymousApril 8, 2013 at 9:31 AM

    http://www.cp24.com/news/man-sexually-assaulted-by-4-women-after-leaving-club-1.1227626#.UWHN25r8Sjk.facebook

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  5. AnonymousApril 8, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    I don't mean to be rude but employing the example of a girl who has been termed a "train wreck" recently isn't the best example. Also, I agree with no. 2 "rape" is never hot nor sexy so what made you write that?

    This post also makes girls look really bad. Wth is wrong with you lol.

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  6. AnonymousApril 8, 2013 at 7:58 PM

    this post is bad and using the word rape like that is bad

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  7. AnonymousApril 9, 2013 at 1:06 AM

    Rape is against the law! Check the Canadian Criminal Code

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  8. AnonymousApril 9, 2013 at 1:07 AM

    My grandma told me that rape is a sin :$
    Please don't :(

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  9. AnonymousApril 9, 2013 at 10:52 AM

    That's terrible, OP.

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  10. AnonymousApril 10, 2013 at 6:29 PM

    i can confirm, i am drake

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  11. AnonymousApril 10, 2013 at 6:31 PM

    I KNOW WHO THIS IS. HE'S MY BIFFLE

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  12. AnonymousApril 15, 2013 at 2:28 PM

    rape jokes = not okay

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