OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, April 17, 2013

#4089

MISSED CONNECTION: SLC, Monday Night: Your body is like a masterpiece of art and I want it badly - unfortunately I have a girlfriend and I still haven't mentioned it to you. Maybe I will see you around town this summer.

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  1. go fuck yourself op

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  2. Why haven't you broken up with your girlfriend (who I feel awfully bad for)? Clearly you're not worthy of being in a relationship.

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  3. Can you give more of a description?

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  4. OP here - I haven't done anything wrong, you guys can all suck it.

    One can look at the menu with no intention to order. It isn't worth the hassle to destroy a long-term relationship just because you get the hots for someone.

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  5. asshole level over 9000...OP if you don't know what you did wrong, there's no hope for you.

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  6. wha-eva wha-eva I do what I want. Haters gonna hate.

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