OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, April 17, 2013

#4097

MISSED CONNECTION: To the pretty young thang that was at the SLC downstairs lounge, I really wish I had the courage to approach you and your perfectly groomed leg, arm, and neck hair. I was eating a peach, fantasizing the hairs on the peach as your body, and I wish we could just hang out some time. Hope I don't sound like a creep though. I'll be at the SLC drinking a cup of coffee whenever I'm free, waiting for you.

9 comments

  1. AnonymousApril 17, 2013 at 2:51 PM

    oh DANGG that peach must felt special

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  2. AnonymousApril 17, 2013 at 3:04 PM

    ...noticing the groomed neck hair and fantasizing about the peach is a tad on the creepy side. Otherwise, it's a nice MC.

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  3. AnonymousApril 17, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    DYING LOL THIS IS BRILLIANT

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  4. AnonymousApril 17, 2013 at 6:35 PM

    WTF lol

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  5. AnonymousApril 17, 2013 at 7:20 PM

    Agreed, nothing beats leg hair in my mouth.

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  6. AnonymousApril 18, 2013 at 11:46 AM

    Well, isn't that sweet.
    Also, undeniably weird.

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  7. AnonymousApril 18, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    LOL @5 I almost spit my breakfast all over my laptop screen

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  8. AnonymousApril 18, 2013 at 1:31 PM

    I'm glad one leg is groomed.

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  9. AnonymousApril 18, 2013 at 5:43 PM

    who the F has neck hairs...

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