OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, May 17, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: To the very cute guy at the CIF that usually wears navy sweats and has his hair brushed to the side. You're always walking to the fountain and I'm always hoping youll bump into me


  1. Maybe if you're lucky he'll bump right into your vagina.

  2. I bet you want him to bump you several times in quick succession

  3. This is basically 1/4 of the people who go to CIF hahah