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Updated on Friday, May 24, 2013

#4194

MISSED CONNECTION: To the eastern European looking guy who's about 5'7" tall and 5'7" wide with a shaved head and who I keep seeing around campus. You've got more testosterone than my last three boyfriends combined. I've never dated the bodybuilder type before and I'm a little intimidated (your arms are bigger than my legs) but hopefully I'll see you again and next time I'll be able to approach you :)

23 comments

  1. Next time you see him, GO FOR IT!! I know him and he is looking for a gf :)))))) he is flattered!!

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  2. How is a guy both 5'7 tall AND 5'7 wide? I'm imagining some dude that looks like a perfect square shape.

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  3. DOES HE EVEN LIFT?

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  4. I've seen this guy around SLC before and right away I thought of Mike Tyson.

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  5. I'm almost certain this guy is in the Business and Computer Science double degree program lol

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  6. I know him and he's in Electrical Engineering, ask any 4th year ECE student whose had classes with him before and they'll tell you no doubt it's him

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  7. @2 I was thinking the same thing. I wouldn't go for anyone shaped like a perfect square.

    Does he even have any depth? Or just height and width?

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  8. He's in ECE (the only built 5'7", 200 lbs eastern european with a shaved head that I've ever met). I think he's on campus because I've seen him at rev gym before doing weighted chinups with 80 lbs dumbells held between his legs (the heaviest that gym has). I asked him whats the max weight he could do weighted chinups with and he said "I don't know, my weight belt broke at 135 lbs" (that's three 45 lbs plates!). Dude has gorilla forearms to go along with that gorilla strength

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  9. Wow. I haven't seen this "gorilla-man" yet, but from the comments in here, count me as interested! I <3 muscles, and a man who can bench press me is a huge turn-on!

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  10. Aware of this beast who frequents the REV gym.

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  11. @ 9, I bet most men can bench press you unless you are quite overweight :/

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  12. I'm in 4th year electrical and I can't think of who this is, hmmm...

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  13. @12 You must be 8 stream because anyone in 4 stream would recognize this guy from a mile away (or you're in 4 stream but never went to class). Reminds me of Vin Diesel, especially with the new Fast and Furious movie lol

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  14. I'm hard gay for this man

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  15. 9 here.

    Lol, #14 you're right, at 5'4" and 117 lbs I am hardly overweight. UW's Incredible Hulk would probably use me as a human dumbbell instead.

    Now, where do I go for a sighting of the beast?

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  16. ^ err, I meant @ #11

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  17. I'm his buddy and hang out with him everyday. For general enquiries about UWs Incredible Hulk please contact me (no joke). My email is r9kumar@uwaterloo.ca. Please email using your uwaterloo account. I'll pass your message on to him (that includes you #9).

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  18. ^ lmfao hi ray.

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  19. OMG Ray, I can't believe you just wrote that:P Our hulk friend will be flattered;)

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  20. Geez I thought this place was anonymous -_-. Seems like I'm gonna become a celebrity too....

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  21. Here's an update for those of you following the story: looks like #9 will be meeting the Hulk some time this week... ;-)

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  22. 5'7 200lb? >> nattygram of peace

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