OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, May 26, 2013

#4197

MISSED CONNECTION: I've never had the courage to ask, but I wish I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasses of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a guy with the physique of a greek god, and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused fa├žade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again if not then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch Oprah.

8 comments

  1. I wonna play, I wonna play!

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  2. What's with this seafood dinner shit?

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  3. You had be at lobster.

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  4. 2 is not aware.

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  5. @5 No I'm not. Please fill me in!

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  6. how many seafood dinners does it take to turn you into a bedroom acrobat? Pls respons hbb whos inner beauty is ever so divine and everlasting TT_____TT pls respond.

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  7. @OP- I wish this was me. She pretty much can't say no.

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