OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, May 28, 2013

#4202

MISSED CONNECTION: A tad creepy but.. to the brown lad sitting in the upper level of SLC – you have the most beautiful resume I have ever seen. I'd say good luck with the job applications but with a resume like that, who needs luck?

—Girl at the table directly behind you

11 comments

  1. Aesthetically beautiful or the actual content was beautiful?

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  2. I love this haha

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  3. So you were creeping a guy from behind and instead of actually creeping him you were secretly reviewing his resume?

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  4. UW - where the ladies find resumes sexier than the guy.

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  5. @4
    because at the end of the day money matters the most. :-)

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  6. "A man is not as attractive as an attractive woman, unless he is SUCCESSFUL and is publicly noted... At this point, I'm turning down more women than women are turning down guys."

    -50 cent

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  7. ^ well put my friend...well put!

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  8. "Go shawty
    It's your birthday
    We gon' party like it's yo birthday"

    -50 Cent

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  9. 50 cent is just some dumb nig, I'm sure women are only after him because of his money.

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  10. @9 50 cent is anything but dumb. He a genius business wise...the guy has made millions, if not billions, selling vitamin water and investing in stocks (got some great advice from warrant buffet as well). He still makes so much money even though he's isn't really at top in the hip hop world at this moment.

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  11. We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
    And you know we don't give a fuck, it's not your birthday!

    - Fitty

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