OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, June 3, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown-haired quidditch seeker running through the SLC around 7pm wednesday night: I want you to straddle me like that broom you were riding.
Hope you caught that snitch!
—Brown-haired guy near turnkey