OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, July 14, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl at the CIF reception desk today at 11:30 AM, I have a huge crush on you. I meet you often before my baseball intramurals and I try very hard to initiate a talk, before I get overawed by your simplicity and beauty and scamper for words.

If you indeed have a boyfriend, he is lucky. I was the guy who turned up first today and asked you about the temperature measurements


  1. Weirdly specific.

  2. @1 Fuck off, don't discourage specific MC's

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