OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, July 17, 2013

#4270

MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl sitting in DC with a playlist full of video game music: I wish there were asian girls like you!

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  1. If she's in engineering, I'm pretty sure I know who she is.

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  2. I know that girl! She tastes like sweet butter and juices up really nicely.

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  3. ^Guess we're thinking of two different girls.

    and OP, I'm pretty sure there are more 'Asian' VGM-admirers than 'Brown' ones.

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  4. Why not just ask out the brown girl?

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  5. ^his parents won't let him.

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  6. ^ your parents won't let you take the plastic sheets off your race-car bed because you can't stop wetting the bed every night. There, I said it. Now can we just move on please?

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  7. why do you wish there were asian girls like her? People here are so stuck up about who they date and only pick certain races. Its really shallow. If you think she's cool, go talk to her, she doesn't have to be another race to be dateable.

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  8. Maybe he has racist asian parents who won't approve of her, so he's being the good guy by not bringing her into a relationship that obviously won't last long, and now this is a very long sentence.

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