OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, August 13, 2013

#4741

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girls sitting in the cubicle next to me at DC, dam girl you are really cute and you are making it extremely hard to study...
The girl is wearing a white tanktop, black pants, has black hair and is Asian. Oh and that tattoo on the right upper back, I'm in love.....

- Guy sitting next to you in green :)

5 comments

  1. Spoken like a true horny virgin.

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  2. black pants = yoga pants = creepshots = there's a picture of her online somewhere you can beat off to before you go back to playing with your math.

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  3. Holy shit these things are lame. This guy is even lamer than most: "dam girl". That is soooo fucking stupid.

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  4. Nothing is more pathetic than pretending to be talking to a girl you're sitting next to (right fucking next to!!!) by getting on an anonymous discussion board and having an imaginary conversation with her.

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  5. well i'm asian. looks like i need to put all my green shirts away.

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