OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, August 14, 2013

#4742

MISSED CONNECTION: Brown sugar skinned girl with a nose piercing, doing military press @CIF.GOOD FORM! Pythagoras would be proud of your golden ratio. I would love to graph your curves.
-Mirin'

11 comments

  1. fuck off stalker

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  2. this is fucking pathetic

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  3. she has a boyfriend

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  4. who gives a fuck that she has a boyfriend?

    let this numb-nuts comment how he pleases. he won't be getting any pussy anyway.

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  5. How is this guy a stalker?

    The first three comments are all very confrontational and are written within a one hour time frame.

    I am suspected to believe they are written by the same person, who is likely the girl's boyfriend.

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  6. Or, people are more likely to comment on posts when they are new. What other conspiratorial delusions do you have?

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  7. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH A MYSTERY.

    I love a good mystery.

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  8. Girls with nose piercings that workout usually come across as wannabe badasses. I bet she doesn't even swallow.

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  9. @9 lots of brown girls have nose piercings. It's a part of their culture.

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