OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, August 19, 2013

#4745

MISSED CONNECTION: To the young ebony female running on the treadmill at the gym. Your bodacious buttchecks bounced like no other.
From, the shy, but cheeky caucasian male possibly caught look at that fine ass.

11 comments

  1. Let the records show that OP likes big butts and he cannot lie.

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  2. Ebony female? RUDE

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  3. These missed connections are super pathetic. It must be RL writing them. No normal person could be such a pussy.

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  4. OP you talk like a plantation owner. Please stop.

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  5. @5: No, I always include way too much detail in mine (like "girl in blue shorts, black top, 5:15-5:45pm, mat area, tattoo behind left ear").
    Haven't written any in a while now...

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  6. Oh when nerds with no social skills go to the gym.

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  7. Oh when nerds with no social skills go to the gym.

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  8. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO! @8 Double-posted.

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