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Updated on Monday, September 16, 2013

#4782

MISSED CONNECTION: To all of the sweet, sensitive guys out there posting MC's. You're not in high school anymore, it's time to grow a pair and become alpha males before they become extinct.

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  1. OP is either:

    A) A guy that was turned down by a girl who went after someone sweet and sensitive.

    B) A girl who knows nothing about life in general and needs someone to guide her along because "she is just a girl, tee hee."

    C) A troll

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  2. OP thanks for saying what I'm sure at least a few of us were thinking. It's time for the boys on campus to start acting like men.

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    1. Completely agree with you and OP. I have been too shy to approach any girls and I think it's about time that I start acting like a man.

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    2. "Acting like men" is what exactly? This is probably the most sexist thing I have seen online here for a while.

      What would be the female version of this MC? "To all the liberal, feminist girls out there posting MC's: The world isn't a Disney special, people judge you by your appearance of multiple tattoos and nose rings. It's time to put on the feminine outfits and makeup so you can find a good husband to cook and clean for. Aspire to a homemaker before they become extinct."

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  3. Here is another suggestion:

    Why don't girls start to approach the guys? There is such thing as alpha female.

    Sincerely,

    A girl

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  4. 3a here.

    @3b I don't know what world you live in but the world I live in most of the time men are expected to make the first move. It's sad but its true. How many times have you seen a girl approach or ask out a guy? Also I have no problem with girls having tattoos and nose rings, so I have no idea what you are talking about.

    @4 I would be more than happy if girls started doing that.

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    1. You're fucking dense if you 'have no idea what [3b] is talking about.'

      It is highly sexist to say men who don't fit an 'alpha male' archetype need to act like real men. Equivalently, it would be highly sexist to say women who get tattoos and noserings need to focus on making themselves fit to be better housewives.

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  5. @4 don't be funny, there's no such thing as alpha females. Now go make me a sandwich.

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    1. # 4 here: There is such a thing as a bitch, so make me a sandwich while you make your own.

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    2. They have computers in the kitchen now?

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    3. @4 it's #6 here. You sound feisty and from my experience, it's the feisty ones that make the best sandwiches (and it's the crazy ones that are the best in bed). Go ahead and show me your crazy side ;)

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  6. @6 and if there was, an alfa female with a beta male seem fucked, that's my whole motivation to grow some balls and go for the girl in my cs clas. fuck beta (not the club, stupid name though)

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  7. what a bunch of awful comments on a shitty post.

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  8. You ppl are so cute <3

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  9. You ppl are so cute <3

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  10. We'll see if your opinion on these "sweet sensitive guys" changes when you're 30 years old and trying to find a guy to settle down with who isnt an asshole and just wants to stick his dick in you.

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  11. We'll see if your opinion on these "sweet sensitive guys" changes when you're 30 years old and trying to find a guy to settle down with who isnt an asshole and just wants to stick his dick in you.

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    1. lol it is so sweet and sensitive to bitterly and vindictively wish sadness/loneliness on someone 30 years down the line because they spurn your advances today.

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  12. What makes you beta bitches think you deserve an alpha male? Unless you're a model, dont expect an alpha
    P.S. If you arent sure you're hot enough to be a model, you arent, hilarious that average to above average girls expect prince charming

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    1. This, this, this! Expect the world, yet don't bring anything of value to the table.

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