OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, September 22, 2013

#4813

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl named Mariah at Green Bomber, your eyes are intense and gorgeous. Perhaps we can schedule a time where I can look into them much, much closer?

9 comments

  1. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 1:26 PM

    I thought all posts were supposed to leave names out of things. I'm looking at you, mods.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    Yeah mods, this ain't cool.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    Yeah mods, this ain't cool.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    rofl ^

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 6:03 PM

    technically it's still a MC because he might never find her again and he didn't get her number

    I actually think names make things so much easier

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2013 at 9:31 PM

    There is a girl named Mariah who works for FEDS. Her last name starts with a "P"

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2013 at 8:40 AM

    Two problems with that: she wasn't there that night and she isn't single.

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2013 at 9:31 AM

    If you know her name why don't you find her bro?

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2013 at 9:10 PM

    was she pregnant?

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