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Updated on Monday, September 23, 2013

#4817

MISSED CONNECTION: to the black guy that works at the SLC Tim Hortons...
you're really attractive. i'd wanna chill sometime with u but i feel awkward about starting up a conversation with you when you're working:s

-brunette white girl who goes to the SLC every mon/wed/fri at 9:30am til 10:15am.

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  1. Finally people appreciate black guys

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    1. Hmm... Being an OMGUW regular this seems bizarre to me as well, let's analyze the OP further:
      1. No capitalization at the beginning of sentences despite making the effort to add punctuation.
      2. No capitalization of "I" at any point in the post...
      2a. Additionally OP did manage to capitalize "Tim Horton's".
      3. Identifies herself as "brunette white girl", which is redundant.

      VERDICT:
      I'm a dick, but unsurprisingly the one girl posting about a black guy on this site seems outwardly to lack intelligence and have higher than average levels of ghettoness/ratchetness...

      Sounds about right, carry on.

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    2. 'lol I'm a dick, sorry for my politically incorrect opinion y'all i'm just edgy like that'

      seriously though if you got a 'ghettoness/ratchetness(??)' vibe from that post you're a fucking dweeb.

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    3. @1b - 1a actually apologized to me about calling me ratchet. (this is OP).

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  2. the thirst is real

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  3. OP here...
    @1a yes, you are a dick. I can use capitalization when I am not being lazy. I'm not ratchet. at all. So I like black guys... WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
    Just because you're jealous because...
    a) you have never been laid
    b) black guys have a bigger dick than you
    c) I'm your type and you WISH you could get with me
    d) or all of the above.

    so FUCK YOU. actually I would never do you.
    but yeah. you're a dick and racist as fuck.

    like I'm in the whitest faculty ever, but that doesn't mean I need to be racist against black guys or anything.

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    1. 1a here, okay yeah sure, I'm a dick (as I already stated) but at least I'm self-aware... The grand irony is that the only racist things said between my original comment and yours is when you said, "so I like black guys"/"black guys have a bigger dick than you". Notice how you never say, "so what if I like this guy" or "so what, I find this guy attractive". YOU make the racial distinction, and even assert yourself that you "like black guys" (making race some sort of determining factor) - THAT is discrimination based on race. THAT is racist.

      It may have gone over your head but the whole crux of my comment was to show that I feel sorry for any race/ethnicity/group of people that are clearly subject to discrimination (in this case - fetishized over as if they are some sort of sex object) simply based on the colour of their skin and/or the stereotypes that are bestowed upon them. You make no effort in your original post or this comment to distinguish that you find this person attractive for anything other than being black, and exacerbate that by replying, "so I like black guys"/"black guys have a bigger dick than you"; like that's just straight up racist! Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, that is RACIST! No self-respecting human being wants to be the object of someone else's carnal desires solely based on their race and racial stereotypes.

      Although most people would tend classify your brand of racism as benign as it's born of ignorance and not hatred, you have to realize that just because you "like black guys" doesn't make you exempt from it. Sorry hunny but YOU are the racist one, and I knew that as soon as I read your original post, I'd like to think your reply confirmed it for any other readers.

      P.S. And since you clearly care about race, just to let you know I'm a "black guy", and trust me I DO NOT wish I could get with you. Me and my SUPERR HUGEEEE dick tend to stay away from crass, mundane, ignorantly racist biddies such as yourself. Go read a book or something, it'd do you some good.

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  4. I didn't read your long comments friends above, this is totally speculation but I got the feel that he might be gay. Just a guess, if I am wrong all the power to you O.P. here's to hoping

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    1. shit... reallyyyy????? :(

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  5. @1a....
    you're the one who called me ghetto and ratchet.
    i'm not being racist against black guys - you moreso are.
    and i'm not being racist against white guys either. I just have my reasons for not liking them. I'll explain it to you sometime if you want.
    and as if you don't find girls really attractive before getting to know them. i actually get to know all the guys i fuck and i'm really good friends with them. i had some shit happen in my life lately and i told them about it and they were really caring - and it's not because they wanted to fuck me. it's because we started as fuckbuddies and then he developed feelings for me and we're just really good friends now. without sex. so whatever.

    you're being a fucking asshole saying that i'm uneducated because i dont CAPITALIZE things. it's more of a fucking laziness thing.... because i spent all weekend applying to co-op jobs, writing essays and studying for tests. Just because i'm in rec doesn't mean we don't care about our schooling. we do.

    anyways... i dont need your bitching on my MC.

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    1. I'm genuinely sorry if I went overboard, it was out of frustration. I made observations based on what you said, and I certainly didn't make any presuppositions about you being in Rec, I didn't even know that lol.

      But in all honesty, I would like to know a little bit more about your story (particularly your reasons for not liking "white guys"), I'm intrigued. I suppose I know where to find you, be there; Codeword - "Miley" lol.

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  6. @1a. yeah... you were a major asshole. i dont really need that shit. i broke up with my boyfriend at the end of august (long story). and i really hated everyone for a while. your shit didn't help at all. i've had a lot go on recently and i don't appreciate the shit you said to me. i was just saying the guy was attractive. how the fuck else am i supposed to describe him? i know what he looks like. i never initially said anything, other than that he was black. not sure how else to describe him being that i dont know him.
    and he doesn't know me, so that's why i said i'm a brunette white chick. I could have added that I'm 5'9, have green eyes, etc. but i didn't.

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  7. ...............so then you'd know i'm not ratchet?????

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    1. Lol 7 was someone else... CREEPY
      Yeah my bad, shit got out of proportion; that can happen over the internet when you have no empathy for whomever you are talking to. I still disagree with some of the things you may have wrote for my own personal reasons, but clearly it's benign in nature and you presumably haven't/hadn't even thought of the possible other interpretations of what you've said.

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    2. also: see? its just how i am. clearly one of my guy friends knew.
      but sorry if i offended u at all

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  8. wait is 7 the same as 1a??? /who?

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  9. Lol nope, just made a guess

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  10. smh. thats so awkward. @7 who the fuck are you???? text my 647 number.
    @1a lolllllll well i guess u know my name now:s lol

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    1. Lol as do 1298387342 people who lurk this site daily. Yeah as I said before I'm sorry for going off on you before, you didn't deserve that. I'll buy you your Timmies one of these mornings as a formal apology. Since I creepy now know your name, where you hangout and what you look like you shouldn't be hard to find lol.

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    2. lolll dkm. i'm legit fucking dying right now. and nah its cool.

      @7 just dont text my normal number. coz i dont have my phone right now. so just my 647 number.

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  11. also @1a tomorrow i'm either gonna be bawling my eyes out, or overly joyed.
    (my best guy friend - who i havent fucked - said he's gonna come see me - he lives in toronto - but now he's not sure. so either i'll be super happy with him, or not happy at all)

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  12. That is interesting, but why are you telling me (a random person) this lol? Seeing as you turned down my offer of free Tim's, I figured that was kinda end scene on our candid little chat lol

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  13. oh. i just assumed you'd insist on buying me tim hortons.but whatever

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    1. plus i thought u wanted to hear why i dont do white guys

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  14. Lol I totally do, it's just that I'm currently just a random dude on the internet and being all like "no I'm buying you Tim Horton's" comes off as a little rapey for me (the idea of coming across as rapey makes me feel uncomfortable), so I didn't want to say it to a random person lmao. But since you're okay with it, tomorrow we'll make this happen.

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    1. unless Kerry (my friend comes down). You see me with some black guy, dont come. lol. coz i really like him.
      but i totally wanna meet u too coz i really do need guy friends who i havent fucked.

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    2. also: honestly are u black? Or are you some white guy saying he's black just kidding. coz i'm definitely not down with that.

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    3. See comment #16.

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  15. LMAO. I'm starting to question whether or not you are a real person.
    Email cjsarpon@uwaterloo.ca with your phone number so this creepy OMGUW convo can end, like yesterday lmao.

    PS. STOP USING NAMES LMAO

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    1. smh SORRYYYYYY....
      and fine i emailed u.

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    2. Are you stupid #16? Why would you give out your university e-mail on a public website full of trolls?

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    3. We needa get rid of those guitar cats man

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  16. this is the weirdest MC thread in the history of OMGUW

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  17. OP is thirsty for the BBC, good luck with your wednesday phil's nights this term.

    May you walk among shepherds

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  18. I know that black guy, he is not gay and he would be interested. Say hi to him next time.

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    1. i kinda did today:s
      well he took my order. i got all flustered. smh.
      then he asked if i had 5 cents. and i got even more flustered.
      then i checked and i didnt and i said i spend all my change paying for parking. and he laughed. and that was it. and i ran away in embarassment

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    2. sooo how am I supposed to say hi to him, when i can barely even give him my order?

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  19. IS THAT THE GUY NAMED MATH?

    Goddamn, I always appreciated that his name was Math. I've always wanted to pun around, but I feel like he gets that a lot.

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    1. no it's not. the guy's black. or half black or something. His name starts with a D.

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  20. Does op like her coffee black and bold ?

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    1. i don't get coffee. i get french vanilla.

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  21. I hope he is gay and black and bold. He sounds very charming

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  22. Not gay and definitely interested. Come visit me sometime during evenings =)

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    1. smh i hope this is legit and not some troll.
      except i'm barely ever on campus then. only night class i have is tuesdays. n then i go home right after.
      so what? you only work evenings? :(

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    2. I'm working Friday morning ;)

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    3. ummmm i really hope that isn't a troll....
      but um i'll be there probably around 930. like i always am.
      and i'll be the one who turns super red coz i'm embarrassed as hell.

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    4. This warms my heart to see a M/C become connected

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    5. lol OP here. i'm jus scared someones trolling:s

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    6. OP they are definitely trolling. This is OMGUW. For god's sake.

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    7. whatever. we'll see. if he starts talking to me then i'll know it wasn't a troll.

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    8. i'll just mention something about having the five cents this time and if he actually goes on this and it wasn't a troll, he'll know it's me.

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  23. smh. i went to the tim hortons and he wasn't working.

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    1. Keep it up OP. We believe in you!

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    2. i'm too shy to say anything to him. i need him to talk to me first:(

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  24. oh and WHO THE FUCK is comment 7???? i really wanna know who it is... :(

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  25. OP here... well here's hoping that tomorrow goes well:s

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  26. update: we talked. i ran away. i went back and talked a bit more.

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  28. Just came on at the tail end of this to say the girl sounds super dumb and flaky. White guys aren't missing you hun.

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    1. does it seem like i care??? coz i don't.

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