MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who gave me one shoe at the dance during orientation week, this isn't fucking Cinderella. How am I supposed to find you? If anyone sees a 5'3, Russian, red head, with freckles, medium hair, with slightly tanned white skin (crispy), PLEASE tell me who it is!
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Deleteah yes, the medium haired girl with crispy skin. She can't be hard to find.
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