OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, October 3, 2013

#4966

MISSED CONNECTION: To the blond girl with braids in the engineering society office,

I knew where to fill up my printer credits. I just wanted to come in and talk to you. When I'm old enough to go on pubcrawl, I've got a drink just for you.

If you feel the same, meet me at the DP library sixth floor, ninth cubicle from the left today and we can get lunch together. ;)

Admiring from afar,
A shy first year.

18 comments

  1. OMG UWOctober 3, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    alpha as fuck bro

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  2. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    Twist: she is MOD

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  3. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 10:51 AM

    Twist: she is MOD

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  4. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    Sorry sweetie, she has a boyfriend.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 11:47 PM

      is that a typical rejection line, or does she really have a boyfriend?

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    2. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 11:47 PM

      is that a typical rejection line, or does she really have a boyfriend?

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  5. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 12:44 PM

    I bet I could steal her away. I'd wine and dine her so hard, and she could have whatever she like.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 1:17 PM

    This is adorable.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 4:50 PM

    You sound like a fine-ass man. You chace that rabbit.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    issue a second year?

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  9. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    *is she^

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  10. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 6:17 PM

    definitely a fourth year who would be a fine-ass cougar

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  11. AnonymousOctober 3, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    she's ugly as fuck. i dont kno what OP is going on about

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    1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 12:04 AM

      Agreed. But ... Everyone is entitled to their opinions.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 12:03 PM

    11 must be a girl... jealous? She's a nice person. Deal with it.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 4, 2013 at 1:50 PM

      actually i'm 11 and im a guy. im just not attracted to her.
      like 11a said, everyone's entitled to their own opinion

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    2. AnonymousOctober 6, 2013 at 4:40 PM

      "ugly as fuck" isn't the same as "i'm just not attracted to her". No one should ever be called ugly as fuck. That's mean.

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