OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, October 3, 2013

#4966

MISSED CONNECTION: To the blond girl with braids in the engineering society office,

I knew where to fill up my printer credits. I just wanted to come in and talk to you. When I'm old enough to go on pubcrawl, I've got a drink just for you.

If you feel the same, meet me at the DP library sixth floor, ninth cubicle from the left today and we can get lunch together. ;)

Admiring from afar,
A shy first year.

18 comments

  1. Twist: she is MOD

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  2. Twist: she is MOD

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  3. Sorry sweetie, she has a boyfriend.

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    1. is that a typical rejection line, or does she really have a boyfriend?

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    2. is that a typical rejection line, or does she really have a boyfriend?

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  4. I bet I could steal her away. I'd wine and dine her so hard, and she could have whatever she like.

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  5. This is adorable.

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  6. You sound like a fine-ass man. You chace that rabbit.

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  7. issue a second year?

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  8. definitely a fourth year who would be a fine-ass cougar

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  9. she's ugly as fuck. i dont kno what OP is going on about

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    1. Agreed. But ... Everyone is entitled to their opinions.

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  10. 11 must be a girl... jealous? She's a nice person. Deal with it.

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    1. actually i'm 11 and im a guy. im just not attracted to her.
      like 11a said, everyone's entitled to their own opinion

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    2. "ugly as fuck" isn't the same as "i'm just not attracted to her". No one should ever be called ugly as fuck. That's mean.

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