OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Saturday, October 5, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: There is nothing like the sun shining through your golden tresses in the morning while I hold my CnD coffee. The gentle ding of the cash machine sounds cacophonous compared to your ringing laughter. Your luxurious braids remind me of the coiled hydraulic wires that I begrudgingly study, wishing I was actually studying the curve of your gentle womanly form. The smell of ozone and toner dust only serves to remind me of the times we are apart; and like ozone, I wish to bond with your pair, using the electricity between us. I only hope you feel the same. You have spurned me before, but like two anions in solution, I will continue to dance the chaotic dance until the two of us can be together.

Always waiting,
Admiring fourth-year Chemical Engineer.


  1. I don't know if I should laugh or cry or be scared

  2. K. So. P.R. is crazy!

    1. Who's P.R.? Public Relations? I hope these relations remain public....

  3. I kind of want to have sex with the OP so he can whisper these things in my ear.

  4. While you're waiting you should practice your writing skills.

  5. engineers posting these stuff online rather than telling in-person ... wonderful