OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, October 7, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: To the hot girl in that place close to the other place with the people from the thing: I want to Dutch Oven you so bad.


  1. OP just learned what Dutch Oven is and thought it would be funny, forgetting this isn't grade 3.

    1. Yes, but apparently posting random MC's as opposed to actually going up to the person and telling them is much more mature. Indeed.

  2. I think this is about me. If it is, I'd like you to do that to me.

  3. I may be confused, but where I come from a Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers. In this instance you want her to smell it???