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Updated on Monday, October 7, 2013

#4998

MISSED CONNECTION: I would totally do any of the guys on the basketball team any time any where any day:s

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  1. *Gets popcorn ready*
    This thread is gonna be funnnnnnnnnnnn!

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  2. I bet OP is 4 feet tall. It's kinky time!

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  3. So...would you do all of them at the same time on the basketball court during half-time? Sounds like fun...

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    1. no i wouldn't. -_- not that much of a whore

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    2. Wait...so doing just one of them "anywhere" is not being a whore but doing all of them is? Gosh, OP, you better get your definitions straight.

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  4. Haha so you're only a bit of a whore then? You didn't say you weren't a whore...

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    1. i figured i may as well say it since someone would eventually... but i'm actually not a whore. whores aren't tight coz of how many guys they've fucked. and i'm definitely still tight.

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    2. You have to justify not being a whore and how 'tight' you are; yeah, we believe you!!
      #ohburn

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    3. ...but i am tight.

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    4. So...based on your definition some women are whores even before they have sex since "tightness" is actually defined by hip width and some bone positions.
      Also, most porn stars would not be whores by your definition...because kegels.

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  5. Hey OP, you sound like a nice girl (I'm on the baseball team by the way). Question: were you serious about hooking up with us? (because i'd more than happy to)

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    1. Sorry bro. She said basketball.

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    2. 5 here, I'm 6'5, no different than a basketball player.

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    3. ...you don't play basketball...

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    4. Baseball is like basketball. They both have a ball, there is throwing involved, both have running, and you use your hands.

      OXFORD COMMA RULES!

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    5. Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?

      Lil Jon, he always tells the truth.

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    6. Baseball? Eww no

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    7. baseball is better then basketball

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    8. @5g hockey's the best but i'd never do any of the hockey players. but baseball's pretty boring.

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    9. I would rather watch baseball then basketball any day.. the guys on the baseball team are also better looking then the basketball team.

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  6. And this is why many men settle with the nice girls and not the sluts. Have some self-esteem.

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    1. how many fedoras u got bro

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  7. OP calm your smelly vagina. We men only fuck sluts because they are sluts, but in the end we settle with nice girls with self-respect. You will forever be a piece meat made for fucking, unless you give yourself some human respect.

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    1. i'm actually a nice girl. honestly. i'm tired as hell right now so i'll deal with this shit tomorrow possibly.

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  8. ok. soooo.... @RL - whatever. I'm not a ho anyways. I'm just a girl that likes sex. @5 depends what you look like. but probably not. because if its who i think it is, i kinda know you. @6 i've had lots of good relationships and have a hell of a lot of self-esteem.

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    1. So don't label other women who might like different sex. Live and let live, girl.

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  9. Op do you eat peepee;?

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  10. do i give head? no. its gross

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  11. Wait, have you seen their coach?! HOTTIE.

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    1. lol i'd prefer the players.

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  12. Most of us would rather fuck a basketball than some skank posting on OMG. Get your shit together, ho!

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    1. ^lmfao

      +1000000

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    2. i'm not a ho... i actually have a lot of morals and stuff too.
      actually unlike the basketball players last year. (one wanted to hook up, but he had a girlfriend. so i wouldn't. same thing happened a second time with another guy on the team)

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    3. "i'm not a ho... i actually have a lot of morals and stuff too. "
      Then goes into FAR too specific detail online about her being hoe-ish to people she doesn't know.

      Honey for the love of god, just stop; please just stop.

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    4. Y r ppl upset? SHE JUST WANTS THE D! Hmm,, unless she fat or ugly then I agree with the stopping thing cause dat jus naaaasteyy.

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    5. thank you!!! @12d.
      fyi i'm not fat or ugly.

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    6. oh and @12d i think its a case of that i'm a girl. and girls aren't allowed to sleep around like guys do.

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