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Updated on Monday, October 7, 2013

#5002

MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy watching me take a pee in the DC library yesterday: Yeah I'm bigger than you. Get over it.

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  1. hey OP, want to hook up?

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  2. He was probably wondering where your dick went.

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  3. More like "get on it", nomsayin'?

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  4. You peed in the library?

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  5. Hey OP, come do me.
    -Tight brunette

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    1. wtf... was that some reference to OP of 4998? (myself)? coz that wasn't me... -_-

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    2. 6.a You are famous!!

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  6. NO that was a reference to this OP of 5002 ;) I'm serious. If a guy is checking out your package, he's most likely jealous and you're most likely huge. That's hot.

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    1. I refuse to believe you're a real female and not a troll.

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    2. 7, and 4998 OP are both trolls pretending to be females.

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    3. ^7a here. I agree 7 is a troll, but 4998 OP is a real girl; I know her.

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    4. is 4998 asian or brown?

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    5. Nope. White actually. Pourquoi?

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    6. Number 7 here-I don't care if you believe me or not. 100% female. White brunette who just got turned on by this. Don't believe me lol I don't care if you do or not.

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    7. ^Would my extra-medium sized 6.75-7 inch penis get you equally turned on??? It's so medium.

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    8. 7, what year are you in? Are you actually serious about hooking up with me?

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  7. 7, and 4998 are the same person.

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    1. Nah, 4998 is 6a in this thread. 6&7/7f is another person.

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    2. Then why do they sound the same? honestly how many sluts are there in UW

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  8. Lol. Nah, not interested, but thanks anyways. I'm interested in a mod on here who is beautiful, intelligent, interesting, accomplished, fun-sized (short), ... but really needs to tone down the fucking critiques. Not interested in anyone else

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  9. I'm in second year and if you're hot, why not? I haven't had sex in like forever. I AM NOT 4998. Thank you 8a. I'm number 6, 7, and 7f.

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    1. Guys care to make this a threesome? 4th yr brunette here.

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    2. woooo ;) let's rock his world

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    3. inb4 - a million dudes try to take you two up on this offer

      Pandora's box has been opened...

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  10. Sorry this isn't math. Two four inch guys don't equal one eight inch.

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    1. I'm retarded and didn't read the thread. Scratch last comment.

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