OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, October 10, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: You wear a funky cowboy-like hat and a UW leather jacket. I think I heard someone call you "Die-niss" (spelling?). When you speak out in class, your voice makes the apex between my thighs tingle.


  1. Denis probably, slavic name.

  2. Definitely not Denis.

    Source: I know my name. :P

    Also, I'm taken. Next time just come up and say hi, though - less creepy and higher chance of a reply that way!

    Source: Many (tolerably) embarrassing moments in my life. See also: related lecture about counterfactuals and regret over actions taken vs not taken.