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Updated on Tuesday, October 15, 2013

#5093

MISSED CONNECTION: Dear Bathrobe Guy:

I miss your white bunny slippers. Also, do you wear stuff under that bathrobe? I'm curious, but i'm half afraid to know the answer experimentally.

8 comments

  1. That depends, would you be willing to finger my ass during a blowjob? If so, I'll wear whatever stuff under the robe you want. G-string, nipple clamps, I don't give a fuck.

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    1. Guy here. I had never even really gone near a girl's asshole before but not too long ago I was hooking up with a chick and was just like "hmm, fuckit" and slowly put a finger in her butt. At first she even seemed to be feeling it (which is saying something because she had definitely not done that before) but since I didn't know what I was doing I guess I must've gone to far or did something uncomfortable because all of a sudden she was just like "nuh uh", and grabbed my hand away. It didn't ruin anything, just it was like a "nope", sort of moment.

      I say all of this to say, damn assholes are super dry and super tight! How the hell do people do anal?? I mean obviously there's lube but damn I wasn't expecting that, I'm glad I found out. Also, with her seemingly feeling it at first, there must be proper assplay technique that I'm not privy to then isn't there? I don't care much about assplay but I don't like being sexually ignorant. TEACH ME UW, TEACH ME!

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    2. @ 1a - Things aren't supposed to go up your ass, so there is not a "proper" form of assplay.

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  2. @1.b You don't know what you're missing. Female here, btw.

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  3. Things typically come out of your ass but it's "supposed" to make things feel tighter for both partners.

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  4. Don't ever stick your finger up a chick's ass without tell her first.
    That's absolutely terrible. Feel ashamed of yourself.

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  5. *asking her first

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  6. @4 it's actually perfectly fine if the dude starts fingering her asshole if he's also fingering her pussy. it's kinda like a finger, thumb thing. one goes in each.

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