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Updated on Thursday, October 17, 2013

#5115

MISSED CONNECTION: The girls who bike to school look great! And bikes are freakin awesome. I want to ask all of you out.

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  1. Bikes are fucking lame. Get a car you god damn granola hippie.

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    1. I'd rather have a girl who bikes than hauls her ass everywhere in a car.

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    2. ^LOL. As if everyone who bikes/drives does it as a matter of choice, and as if it speaks to your character as a person. Your implication is just plain stupid 1a.

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    3. Your deduction is just plain stupid,1b.
      I think you're jealous of the people who bike.

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  2. mmmm beautiful girl riding a pristine celeste bianchi.. yumm

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  3. "The girls who bike to school look great!" Toss a "do not" in front of look great and you got it right. Go to the gym if you wish to stare creepishly.

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    1. Shut up bitch. I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining if you looked good enough for guys to notice you.

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