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Updated on Monday, October 28, 2013

#5194

MISSED CONNECTION: TO THE blond girl at the water fountain in DC saying "oh shit i have a midterm" as she walked by. Your gorgeous. I wish I would have introduced my self.

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  1. Wrong 'your' Romeo...

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    1. FUCK YOU, YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECE OF SHIT. YOU NEED A COMMA BETWEEN "'YOUR'" and "ROMEO," YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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    2. AND DON'T FUCKING THINK YOUR BETTER THAN ME JUST BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE MADE ONE GRAMMITCAL ERROR YOU CUM SUCKLING WEAKLING I AM THE GREATER MAN AND WILL DRIVE YOU AWAY WITH MY BRAVADO AND STANCE

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    3. ^*you're better than me.

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    4. YOU FUCKING SMUG PIECE OF SHIT YOUR GONA WISH YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT FUCKING REPLY AFTER I SMASH YOU ON THE GROUND AND TAKE THE FORM OF A DRAGON HOVERING ABOVE YOU AS I RUB MY PULSATING COCK AGAINST THY STOMACH YOU INSOLENT NAIVE!

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  2. As "THE blond girl at the water fountain", that would literally have been the worst time to come up and introduce yourself to me. Thanks for the compliment, though :)

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