OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, November 1, 2013

#5223

MISSED CONNECTION: To the blonde girl who works for the engineering society in the office: I really admired the bunny in your pocket. I really wish it was on my shirt. Or against it. Too shy to ask if it was a costume though. It was really cute!

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  1. Fuck that was cringe.

    Please never ever try to talk to anyone again... I feel for all the poor people that you aliened in person by being your socially awkward self.

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    1. "You made me cringe, so I feel the need to publicly vilify you"
      - you, and every other god-damned cocksucker on r/cringe

      Please go kill yourself.

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