OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, November 3, 2013

#5237

MISSED CONNECTION: To the beautiful girl I see in the mirror everyday, keep on shining.

10 comments

  1. Being confident is great and all, but this really isn't an MC.
    (Unless there's a girl who happens to stand behind you when you look into the mirror every day, which is amazing in itself...)

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    1. I bet she masturbates to herself in the mirror

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  2. To the beautiful girl I see in the window every day, how do you like my impression of you?

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  3. I always thought masturbating to yourself could be pretty hot if done right. Chances of it being done right seem small though.

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  4. I masturbate to myself all the time... is this weird? Maybe this will become its own ask.

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  5. Wow I didn't realize this was reddit, masturbation jokes are so funny (sarcasm). Also, this MC is really cute

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  6. @ 6: It's cute? It's pretty sad.

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