OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, November 8, 2013

#5276

MISSED CONNECTION: Dear J,
Spacers are cool, and you are too.
Teach me how to long board, and I'll fuck you.
Love from A.

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    1. +1 hahaha I was just about to comment the SAME thing xD

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    2. Phase Looped Logic? :P

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  2. step. 1: get a longboard
    step. 2: stand on the longboard

    it's that easy folks

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    1. 'scuse me while I perch you a top a steep incline and laugh while you eat shit moments later because you can't handle your speed.

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  3. nobody wants to fuck your ugly ass. gtfo

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  4. any more info on J?

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    1. His name starts with a J and ends with an "esse"

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