OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, November 8, 2013

#5277

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl in my wetland class who swamps my head. I'd love to gently part your reeds, and passionately inject my contaminant plume with my throbbing peristaltic pump. After flooding your marsh, I want to taste your swamp and remove the bog deposits, submerged in your succulent salty seagrasses. How about we start our bioremediation and get ourselves a peaty whiskey?

24 comments

  1. that was....kinda nasty....

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  2. I got lost in your murky words half way through...

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    1. Damn, I wish I used that one, it really floats my mat

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    2. It made me wet.

      Sorry that's all I got

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    3. @2b
      Well, since I gave you a flood pulse, should we put the kettle on and have a meandering conversation over coffee?

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  3. This is awesome!!

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  4. this is repulsive.

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  5. Only environment students. This is the best.

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    1. This is a BIOL/EARTH class, I would know because I'm in it!

      This is a SCIENCE mc; don't you dare try to take credit for our wittiness you hippy!

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    2. ^5a. MC poster here, Yup! I am in earth sci.

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    3. Environmental Engineers take that class too. Just sayin

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  6. A guy who can write? Forget about it.
    I don't care what metaphors he uses, I want to know what he would do to me.

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    1. Well, you already know I am a cunning linguist ;)

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  7. Well, you already know I am a cunning linguist ;)

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  8. 6: 6.a, 7, this post took some thought. That's just a cheap trick. And we all know tricks are for whores.

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  9. :s what bog deposits could you possibly want to remove from a swamp???

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    1. Preferably not secondary producer waste :(

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  10. I think this is super creative and cute. What does the girl look like?

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  11. TIL: Everyone in Science on OMGUW is in my wetland class.

    As I look around the lecture hall on Tuesday I'll forever wonder which people happen to be OMGers or not, but of course my curiosity will all be for naught, as I'll never know...

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