OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Saturday, November 9, 2013

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MISSED CONNECTION: There's a really hot guy in Stats 202, 930 class. You always used to sit near the front but now always sits in the back corner. One day, you randomly helped me with my assignment when I was working on it at the same table as you.

You seem smart, help me study for the midterm and we'll see how I can repay you?

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  1. pretty sure i know who you are talking about, and i agree, pretty cute guy.

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  2. "help me study for the midterm and we'll see how I can repay you?"
    fuck off you cunt, like he wants to waste time helping you, he can easily get his dick sucked by any other slut on campus that'll be willing to do it for no hassle.

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  3. Yea I think he's name is Ian...

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  4. Omg are we all in the same class ? I thought he was gay

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    1. i guess ill take that as a compliment

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  5. "hot guy" here. 3 is right, 4 is not :( I don't know how 3 knows my name though :s

    if someone wants to come help me do the last 3 assignment questions i guess that would be pretty cool.

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    1. Blowjobs mandatory wink wink ;)

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    2. ^ assignment is down now, too slow!

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