OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, November 13, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl with the red striped backpack and brown hair always around DC: stop looking so damn sad all the time. I think you're pretty and would like to maybe make eye contact sometime with you.


  1. Stop evoking the women's stereotype that women have to be social butterfly.
    Besides, the famous Tina Fey once said, "Bi***** get stuff done".

  2. I think this one might be me... If it is, I've been dealing with a lot of death recently. Sorry if I'm not spewing sunshine and rainbows.