OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, November 15, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: You were sitting next to me in the computer lab in E5, I didn't notice you until he bent over to pick up a dropped pen only to end up ripping a large fart my way. Your pungent gust of wind infected me to my bone. And before I knew it you had been so embarrassed you left before I could talk to you. The smell of rotten apples and peanut butter coated with feces still lingers in my nostrils as I imagine fantasies of us basked in each others potent embrace.

Let me feel the warmth of your behind once again.
~Guy in computer engineering


  1. LOOL, this can't be about a girl... right? Ahaha, that'd be so embarrassing!


  3. LOL sounds like you found your soul mate.

  4. This guy is AMAZING!

  5. That's messed up. I wonder who this comp is. O.o