MISSED CONNECTION: To the stunning girl in my wetlands class:
I'm sorry I finished too soon. I did not know how much longer you would be, and so I did not stay around to apply for a permit to install my beaver baffler in your fen. It would be fantastic to dredge your peatbog and experience your subsurface flow. Just once I'd love to recharge your substrate with my eutrophic discharge, to salt spray your marsh, and to bioremediate your storm waters. Unfortunately, it may be too late for active restoration, but maybe one day, we could induce, and enhance.
Brilliant
ReplyDeleteI don't think I can stop writing this fifty shade of gleyed until I see her.
ReplyDeleteI love this guy
ReplyDeleteWhy did I even bother to go to all the lectures? This comment makes perfect sense of what this Wetland course is all about!
ReplyDeletei'm so glad i took this course and could appreciate the brilliance of this post.
ReplyDeleteAMAZING
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