MISSED CONNECTION: To the president of ESS, I always see you around the EV coffee shop.
Sometimes I see you eat a samosa, and I really wish that I could be that samosa. I wish you would lather me in chutney and eat my all vegetarian body. I wish you would heat me up and and stuff me with your spicy sauce. Please talk to me.
You can find the ESS president AND samosas at the Environment Coffee Shop EV1-138 Monday to Friday 8:30 to 5! ONLY $1.50 WHAT A DEAL
ReplyDelete1$ samosas on monday bro
DeleteHe has a girlfriend
ReplyDeleteI can change that
DeleteNo he doesn't
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