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Updated on Monday, December 2, 2013

#5462

MISSED CONNECTION: To the president of ESS, I always see you around the EV coffee shop.

Sometimes I see you eat a samosa, and I really wish that I could be that samosa. I wish you would lather me in chutney and eat my all vegetarian body. I wish you would heat me up and and stuff me with your spicy sauce. Please talk to me.

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  1. You can find the ESS president AND samosas at the Environment Coffee Shop EV1-138 Monday to Friday 8:30 to 5! ONLY $1.50 WHAT A DEAL

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    1. 1$ samosas on monday bro

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  2. He has a girlfriend

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