OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, December 2, 2013

#5464

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl who was wearing a nice blouse and skirt and heels on the 201 today around 3:30, dec. 2.

Weren't you freaking cold??!! I remember seeing you several times on campus last year as well and it was the same deal. It would be freezing cold or the wind and snow was blowing and you were still wearing a similar outfit without a jacket or mittens or anything. Tell me your secret!

Also, if you haven't got a winter coat, I will take you shopping for one if that'll help any.

Sincerely,
Student who isn't sure if he's more concerned or impressed.

11 comments

  1. Her secret: She doesn't give a crap if she freezes. She just wants to turn heads.

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  2. She's a prostitute

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    1. I think you're mistaking this for /b/

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  3. She actually physically doesn't feel cold.

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    1. Yeah, I've always considered that more of a superpower than anything else

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    2. Just because "you" don't "feel" cold, doesn't mean your organs/extremities don't.

      Have fun with hypothermia and general greater susceptibility to illness as your body wastes energy trying to stay warm due to your stupidity.

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  4. Maybe she had a job interview???

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  5. She was coming to a job interview in my room. Leave her be. I made her plenty warm and hot

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  6. it is a sure sign of a certain kind of intelligence to know how to dress in all weather. this girl is fucking dumb.

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  7. she's probably from the Yukon

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