OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, December 5, 2013

#5487

MISSED CONNECTION: To the apple of my eye,

Your hair smells different when you're awake.

Always watching,
Your secret admirer.

7 comments

  1. smooth... you got this sure...

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  2. Feridun HamdullahpurDecember 5, 2013 at 11:54 AM

    Dear admirer,

    I clean my locks with the tears of undergrad students.

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    1. And once a week rinse with fresh undergrad blood.

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  3. Santa? Are you real?

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  4. My hair smells whether I'm asleep or awake. My roommates and GF can confirm.

    My roommate has described it as a smell of "flesh" and "death"

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    1. How do you have a girlfriend...

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