OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, December 6, 2013


MISSED CONNECTION: I saw you immediately and knew I had to tap you. I was driving on the right side of the road towards the SLC, when I started to see the construction being done on B2/(...also Needless Hell apparently?). I was prepared to slowly go around you when you decided to walk IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE. Even as we passed construction towards and I made my way past the QNC you STILL WALKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE. I tried to pass you but cars kept coming in from the other side. So alas, when there were no more cars passing...instead of RAMMING YOU WITH MY CAR LIKE I SHOULD HAVE, I honked and passed you. Next time I won't be so scared to express my feelings.


  1. I guess I'll see you in court, once you're done expressing your precious "feelings".

  2. I actually lol'd at this. Good one OP