OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, December 12, 2013

#5533

MISSED CONNECTION: To the 2B mechanical engineer with the sick beard... just wanted to let you know you deserve better than your stripper girlfriend and I wish it was me!

8 comments

  1. That guy has a legitimately nice beard.

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  2. Insulting his girlfriend is the best way to get him to like you.

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  3. no dice, beb.

    I'm in luv wit a stripper.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqRFzhWik2c

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    1. Buh buh buh beb beb beb, beb. Be be buh beb.
      Don't you know about the beb
      Well errybody know that the beb is the beb

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  4. I can only think of two guys in the class that have beards, and I'm not sure if they have girlfriends

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    1. Well one of them definitely does, and his girlfriend is definitely a stripper. It says so on OMGUW, it has to be true.

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  5. OMG DIS MY CLASS WHO DIS BE

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  6. Shit that doesn't exist.... This

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