OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Friday, December 20, 2013

#5564

MISSED CONNECTION: To the super buff guy that hangs out in BUGS, please by my concentration gradient during passive diffusion so I can go down on you.

19 comments

  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2013 at 12:01 PM

    Wait are you talking about the ugly one or the asshole?

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    1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2013 at 3:18 PM

      Which ones which? I'm talking about the tall, brunette white guy.

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    2. AnonymousDecember 21, 2013 at 8:12 PM

      He would be the asshole.

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    3. AnonymousDecember 21, 2013 at 8:25 PM

      I'm not op but I think I know the guy in discussion. Not too sure how he's an asshole because he was always friendly and nice to me the few times we talked. Further explanation 1?

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  2. AnonymousDecember 21, 2013 at 2:06 PM

    He is a sexy SOB. I wanna poke his abs.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 22, 2013 at 3:42 AM

    LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS he doesnt even train legs

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    1. AnonymousDecember 22, 2013 at 9:16 AM

      OP here. 1) Even if he doesn't train legs his legs still look good. 2) He's sexy either way.

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    2. AnonymousDecember 22, 2013 at 11:13 AM

      Because a woman's desire to go down on a guy is obviously purely dependent on whether a guy trains legs or not.

      "oh man, that guy squats! I better jump on that"

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    3. AnonymousDecember 22, 2013 at 7:27 PM

      Sadly mistaken.https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202856072151266&set=p.10202856072151266&type=1&theater
      Hes a friend of mine, 99% chance he squats/deadlifts more than you

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    4. AnonymousDecember 23, 2013 at 1:12 AM

      @3c- im his friend too, but i couldnt open the link. Is this the pic youre trying to upload? http://imgur.com/e8nxAAW

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    5. AnonymousDecember 23, 2013 at 2:56 PM

      Why can't I stop looking at this?

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    6. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2014 at 11:42 AM

      10/10 would plow

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    7. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2014 at 4:57 PM

      Oh shit, I don't know who this guy is but you could stand on those thighs and do some crazy two person acrobatics. Damn.

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    8. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2014 at 11:25 PM

      I'd be terrified to go down on this guy. Looks like he could break your skull with those legs.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 22, 2013 at 11:07 PM

    If you're his friend please send him this way

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2014 at 3:48 PM

    I think that's his decision. Respect to the bio pickup line though.

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  6. Matty iceJanuary 14, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    Why are u posing anonymous yet asking to hook u up?

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2014 at 11:02 AM

      Posting :(

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2014 at 6:00 PM

      OP here, That's just how MC's work. And because I don't actually know him, I just see him in BUGs and around a lot. Are you him?

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