OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Thursday, January 16, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the absolutely athletic and gorgeous Asian girl in a black and white striped top tonight at CIF - dead lifting with better form than most guys - I was most definitely 'mirin.

- Your friendly neighborhood squatter.


  1. Girl at gym I was staring at you because I don't understand social cues and apparently am too dumb to focus on working out.

    I am dumb as a brick pls date me.