OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Tuesday, January 21, 2014

#5617

MISSED CONNECTION: Hey all you brown girls who were at CIF earlier today doing Zumba! I want all of your numbers, particularly the one wearing the black shirt. I love your breast-to-hip ratio!

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  1. Not one of those girls but that's pretty creepy.

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    1. Bro! yo should pick a target from far away ( the one with the best tits&ass) then walk up to the group and say " i just transferred here, how do I get to XX building, i have to meet a prof for an urgent meeting." After they reply, say " are you girls friends". (note who is friends with the target). After they reply, say " do you girls know any good clubs in waterloo." After they reply, say "let me get your numbers, if your at a good spot, let me know". The trick is to get numbers from all the girls expect the target. Get their names as you put down their numbers.. FUCKING GOLDEN BRO!! you will have the target's attention so fast!!!! PS. ask for the target's number from her friends. GET LAID, LIFE IS TOO SHORT

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  2. If a guy asked for all of my friends numbers as well as mine, he's definitely getting a fake..

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    1. sweetie, i just proved you wrong., see 1a

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