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Updated on Friday, January 31, 2014

#5647

MISSED CONNECTION: To the blond girl who works in the engsoc office: I sometimes walk by to see if you're standing. Those black jeans fit amazingly.

14 comments

  1. this is kind of rude and creepy

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  2. A man can appreciate a woman's nice ass!!

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    1. Keep it to yourself, instead of remembering long enough to post it online like a creep.

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    2. $10 says 2.a is a fatty.

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    3. I'm a girl and I don't see anything creepy about 2's comment

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    4. Bahaha, this is 2a. I'm the opposite and have a pretty admirable ass. I wouldn't appreciate this unless it was from the boyfriend.

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    5. 2d is such a weirdo creep, having to talk up her own ass on the internet. I smell insecure crazy

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  3. Make that $100 and I bet she has not gotten laid in a long time

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  4. lets not hate, there is nothing wrong with complimenting someone's assets. 1, 1a and 2a probably have no ass.. go squat beetch

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  5. All you radical feminists with nothing better to do than agitate and control-trip: everyone hates you. Stop it. You're making the world a worse place to live. Men and women don't hate each other the way you seem to. Stop projecting that on us. You're small... so small... and insecure.

    Yours truly,
    Your non-radical sisters.

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  6. STFU 5, AND GET LAID.!!!

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  7. Wow, this girl gets a lot of MCs, I wonder if her boyfriend knows how lucky he is...

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    1. What if it's the same creep posting multiple MCs?

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