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Updated on Saturday, February 1, 2014

#5654

MISSED CONNECTION: Dear you know who,
I know you read this website so I am dedicating this post to you.
Your problem with my boyfriend has absolutely nothing to do with me. I tried being the middle person but you treated me like I was the one who did you wrong. Unfriening me on FB is such a childish move. Use your tiny brain and try to give reasons to your assumption. I bet you won't find any. You'll figure out the one who's at fault is you. Don't ever think I'll give you another chance to be my friend again.

16 comments

  1. OP sounds like such a sweetheart...

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  2. lmao how conceited can you be

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  3. I'm sorry! I was wrong all along, meet me at rim park at 1 am. I want to hug it out. Don't tell anyone you're coming though, it'll be our secret your bf doesn't have to know!!

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    1. I'm busy till 1 am so we can move it till 2 am.
      Does the back-alley sound like a better place?

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  4. Anyone try those new chocolate cheerios? They aren't that bad honestly. Not a fan of the multigrains though. They need to come up with something like cinnamon sugar or something.

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    1. Sorry, I don't eat Cheerios like a pleb. Special K master race.

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    2. Nothing is better than plain Cheerios

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    3. Corn flakes ftw! For the epic wolf!

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  5. Oh wow, OP you're a conceited bitch.. fix up that attitude

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  6. OP: I think you're the problem, based on this post...

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  7. wow what a bowl of sunshine you are, you former friend definitely made a huge mistake, I feel so sorry for him
    /s

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  8. The lucky one here is the person who never has to see you again OP. And you wonder why he unfriended you...lol...

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    1. oh yeah...how could I forget...you sound like a cuuuunt OP :D bitch!

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  9. Cheeriois are awful!!! I only eat RICE krispies!!! Annnnybuuuuuuudy want to play some bamontin?

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  10. Haha. I would have assumed this post was about me, but it had a facebook reference in it (I don't do facebook). This sounds exactly like something she would say.

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  11. You sound like my 1st year (ex) gf, which I also unfriended on fb. She was a crazy, dramatic, self-centred bitch and buddy is probably better off without your highschool level drama :)

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