OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Monday, February 3, 2014


MISSED CONNECTION: To the guy on the 7 bus wearing the full piece purple snowsuit. Your lack of giving a shit is incredibly attractive. So is your butt. I tried to build the courage to smile at you but I don't think it worked.


  1. Saw that motherfucker on campus. What a fucking boss.

  2. If purple onesie guy reads this, where did you get that onesie? Please don't say Value Village.

  3. Saw him in the PAC changerooms Friday I think. Seemed like a douche.

  4. You should wait till you see him wearing the suit with his wheelies on #dimepiece

  5. Purple onesie guy here. Thanks for writing this, it was definitely the highlight of my extremely boring day. Come say hi next time, I swear that I'm not scary or as much of a douche as #4 thinks I am. And yeah I got it at VV is that a bad thing?

    1. Just means I won't be able to find one. Too bad!